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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Maaaaan fuck this shit
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Maaaaan fuck this shit

    Agreed.

    Pull everything out of your 401k. Pawn your kids. Sell coke.

    I believe in you.
  3. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Agreed.

    Pull everything out of your 401k. Pawn your kids. Sell coke.

    I believe in you.

    Fuck all this shit tbh. This is officially a cry for help. *Injects marijuana cigarettes*
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Fuck all this shit tbh. This is officially a cry for help. *Injects marijuana cigarettes*

    Wassup boo boo? Slide in the DMs if you feel so inclined.
  5. RestStop Space Nigga
    Really missing those migos $260 dnm ounces of that crucial ice. New dream isn't up yet and wall street is exit scamming fuuuuk.
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Empire had some good deals for Canadian crank
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop Really missing those migos $260 dnm ounces of that crucial ice. New dream isn't up yet and wall street is exit scamming fuuuuk.

    You cut that out mister.

    Gawd knoe i luh Da Game but

    IM RETIRED

  8. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Wassup boo boo? Slide in the DMs if you feel so inclined.

    It's all good. I'm just bored beyond belief.
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER I think ive come to the conclusion that i have some kind of stomach ulcer from 13 years of heroin/drinking/pills. I wake up with the worst fucking nausea and stomach cramps. And only eating stuff makes it go away, but it only goes away for like 20 or 30 min. Its weird though bc i never felt like this when i was doing heroin.

    Anyway…did 12 miles on the bike last night. The first 10 i did in 34 min and some change….which is not bad at all for a 360 lb dude. I think i figured out why walking/running is so much harder for me. The curve in my back and the extra weight on top is fucking up my body mechanics. Its hard to explain, but when i do jog for a few seconds, the motion doesnt feel fluid at all. Feels like im running with a limp or something. I really should get my shit checked out, but right now ill settle for light exercise and weight loss.

    Stay tuned for when i inevitably get my thyroid and testosterone script. THE RISE OF UBERCAS

    Definitely don't run, you'll just destroy your knees and feet. Generally only guys less than about 100kg or so should run any sort of distance at all.
  10. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's all good. I'm just bored beyond belief.

    Were you the one who was challenging me to Guilty Gear Xrd yesterday? I messaged you back like 15 min later but i couldnt figure out hwo to play. Ill be home for another hour or so if you wanna play some vidya
  11. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Definitely don't run, you'll just destroy your knees and feet. Generally only guys less than about 100kg or so should run any sort of distance at all.

    Yeah i feel all kinds of jacked up. Even the treadmill hurts. Well correction- I have to stabilize my upper body to not have pain when i walk long distances (a mile or more lol). Except im so tall that when i stand up straight, only the very tips of my fingers touch the side rails of the treadmill.
  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Were you the one who was challenging me to Guilty Gear Xrd yesterday? I messaged you back like 15 min later but i couldnt figure out hwo to play. Ill be home for another hour or so if you wanna play some vidya

    No I don't think I have that game. Do you have Tekken 7?
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Originally posted by CASPER Yeah i feel all kinds of jacked up. Even the treadmill hurts. Well correction- I have to stabilize my upper body to not have pain when i walk long distances (a mile or more lol). Except im so tall that when i stand up straight, only the very tips of my fingers touch the side rails of the treadmill.

    Maybe hit up the rowing machine or the stair stepper.

    Do you have any tall buildings around? Climbing stairs is great exercise for both cardio and building the legs/glutes.
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    I wanted zombie Drogo
  15. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator No I don't think I have that game. Do you have Tekken 7?

    For some reason I feel they went awful after tekken 5. The controls just felt....weird. Also the graphics made the characters look like they had undergone mad plastic surgery, a sort of smooth complexion.

    Meh that's just my take. I grew up playing those games for hours with friends. Not played the new one.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    which thread on this site is least in need of being stickied?
  17. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Objective meat
  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    yessss
  19. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    ewwww no! thanks but not thanks
  20. mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    you think we do this for good game;









    tongue my butthole

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