The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-05-02 at 7:51 AM UTC

   #2361
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by HTS That lamb has seen some shit.
   
   

   
   Im stealing this and sharing this. Thank you.
2. 2019-05-02 at 7:54 AM UTC

   #2362
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by CASPER Im stealing this and sharing this. Thank you.

   
   I feel like it doens't really stand on its own and it's kinda dumb without the context of the innocent lamb chocolate, but yeah feel free. 😜
3. 2019-05-02 at 7:59 AM UTC

   #2363
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   I put it side by side with the original. I always thought those big eyed chocolate rabbits looked spooky as shit.
   
   But yeah...easily digestible, relatable shit is the content du jour these days. And i need to fill up my instagram so i look like i have a life. Thx gurl.
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4. 2019-05-02 at 8:01 AM UTC

   #2364
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I always feel bad killing the lamb
5. 2019-05-02 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #2365
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Be a mensch and smash the skull with a meat tenderizer first to render it unconscious. Thats what i always did.
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   • HTS
6. 2019-05-02 at 10:07 AM UTC

   #2366
   

   Technologist victim of incest
   Sheeeit, I just bit the head off.
7. 2019-05-02 at 1:04 PM UTC

   #2367
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Never mind, nothing good can come out of posting that here
8. 2019-05-02 at 1:39 PM UTC

   #2368
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jυicebox Never mind, nothing good can come out of posting that here

   
   And sounds are fucked up and louder than they should be
9. 2019-05-02 at 2 PM UTC

   #2369
   RestStop Space Nigga
   I got drunk alone last Thursday afternoon. First time I'd been drunk in 3 years after an entire decade of alcoholism. No exaggeration it was probably one of the most therapeutic experiences I've ever had.
   
   All I needed was the last thing I wanted; to get drunk alone in a room !
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10. 2019-05-02 at 3:21 PM UTC

    #2370
    

    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
    RestStop, when's the last time you gave out a good hand job?
11. 2019-05-02 at 4:47 PM UTC

    #2371
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mashlehash RestStop, when's the last time you gave out a good hand job?

    
    How/where have you been Mashie?
12. 2019-05-02 at 4:58 PM UTC

    #2372
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.
    
    Fuck-my-life!!!!
13. 2019-05-02 at 6:23 PM UTC

    #2373
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.
    
    Fuck-my-life!!!!

    
    Lol retard.
14. 2019-05-02 at 6:35 PM UTC

    #2374
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Octavian Lost my apartment keys and had to smash my way through the glass on the front door. Cut my fucking hand and ripped my jacket.
    
    Fuck-my-life!!!!

    
    Should have wrapped the jacket around your fist dummy.
15. 2019-05-02 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #2375
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Solstice Should have wrapped the jacket around your fist dummy.

    
    Thick glass, had to use a hammer. It was when I was sticking my arm in. I've cut my jacket a little bit. Ah well Council are replacing glass tonight.
16. 2019-05-02 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #2376
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Lol retard.

    
    
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17. 2019-05-02 at 7:31 PM UTC

    #2377
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian

    
    Why would I be mad about you getting cut and ripping your jacket lol.
18. 2019-05-02 at 8:26 PM UTC

    #2378
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Why would I be mad about you getting cut and ripping your jacket lol.

    
    
19. 2019-05-02 at 8:43 PM UTC

    #2379
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian

    
    
20. 2019-05-02 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #2380
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by CountBlah Pussy be good and shit but I hate when it's out of order for one week a month. Bitches be yellin bout needing pads and shit.

    
    Her ass isn't on it's period.
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