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  1. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Gay of Thrones
  2. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Gay of Thrones

    Autism
  3. Stfu and PNS
  4. Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    That show is Grade Z all the way. Its like if Ed Wood were still alive making shit up just with a much bigger budget
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Hot steaming YELLOW shit
  6. Originally posted by CASPER I think ive come to the conclusion that i have some kind of stomach ulcer from 13 years of heroin/drinking/pills. I wake up with the worst fucking nausea and stomach cramps. And only eating stuff makes it go away, but it only goes away for like 20 or 30 min. Its weird though bc i never felt like this when i was doing heroin.

    Anyway…did 12 miles on the bike last night. The first 10 i did in 34 min and some change….which is not bad at all for a 360 lb dude. I think i figured out why walking/running is so much harder for me. The curve in my back and the extra weight on top is fucking up my body mechanics. Its hard to explain, but when i do jog for a few seconds, the motion doesnt feel fluid at all. Feels like im running with a limp or something. I really should get my shit checked out, but right now ill settle for light exercise and weight loss.

    Stay tuned for when i inevitably get my thyroid and testosterone script. THE RISE OF UBERCAS

    You ever had your gallbladder checked? I had stomach misery and especially bad pains in the morning for months and they kept telling me it was acid reflux until they found out it was my gallbladder. All the symptoms went away as soon as they removed it.
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  7. game of bones
  8. Octavian motherfucker
    Originally posted by Dregs That show is Grade Z all the way. Its like if Ed Wood were still alive making shit up just with a much bigger budget

    As opposed to what other great shows, huh?
  9. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Pretty sure this African behind me on the bus has TB fuck my life
  10. Octavian motherfucker
    Filthy nig-nigs
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  11. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by DietYellow Stfu and PNS

    Suffering in Tubs Full of Urine and Pass the Nigga Semen
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  12. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    The problem with GOT is that since GRRM's material ran out, the showrunners have been basically writing fanfics about it and they are obviously vastly inferior writers to... One of the best writers alive.
  13. Octavian motherfucker
    I'm so glad the makers of GOT didn't stick fully to GRRM's material.

    Folks they made it more appealing to the masses. đź‘Ť
  14. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Retarded*

    Jon should have lost to Ramsey tbh. Or beaten him properly.
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  15. Game of thrones is for retards
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  16. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by inert_observer Game of thrones is for retards

    How do you know?
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  17. Originally posted by Common De-mominator How do you know?

    I have a really high IQ and I don’t like it soo...
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Let's watch reruns of The Office.

    Yeah man YEAHHH


    Perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
    Forgot how it feels well almost
    No one to blame always the same
    Open my eyes wake up in flames
  19. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by inert_observer I have a really high IQ and I don’t like it soo…

    Richard Stallman has a really high IQ and eats shit from his foot.
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  20. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Richard Stallman has a really high IQ and eats shit from his foot.

    Isaac Newton had a really high IQ and he was a virgin. I’m sorry but I’m going to have to add you to the virgin list.

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