The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-19 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #1861
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   saltpewter lmao
2. 2019-04-19 at 9:30 PM UTC

   #1862
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   https://streamable.com/24zyb
   
   Seven
   
   
   
   
   rambo.............................. niner
   
   
   
   
   
   You have to listen to it through headphones, cell phone speaker isnt good enough quality.
3. 2019-04-19 at 10:10 PM UTC

   #1863
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano https://streamable.com/24zyb
   
   Seven
   
   
   
   
   rambo………………………… niner
   
   
   
   
   
   You have to listen to it through headphones, cell phone speaker isnt good enough quality.

   
   jesus christ dude just use OBS to record it
4. 2019-04-19 at 11:06 PM UTC

   #1864
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   My friend won at the bookies and took me out clubbing. It was actually nice to be out again. I got so many compliments too.
   
   Some girl in my town I was speaking too off POF was still awake. Within an hour of being at her house I was balls deep inside her. Nice end to the night.
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5. 2019-04-19 at 11:14 PM UTC

   #1865
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Ghost jesus christ dude just use OBS to record it

   
   Yeah, but I didn't wanna rattex
6. 2019-04-19 at 11:16 PM UTC

   #1866
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I wish a nigga would like a kitchen cabinet
7. 2019-04-19 at 11:19 PM UTC

   #1867
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   There was a leaky corner of the bag of chinkese I was delivering, so I liked my ring fingertip.
   
   Now I've sucked far more pussy juice than I care to admit in my younger youth, but whatever sauce they were using was STRAIGHT GODDAMN PUSSY.
   
   Just another case of the sjw MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS teaming up with the FEMINIST SLAMPIGS to coax their non-binary genders on us.
   
   DAMN NOT GOOD FAMILY!
8. 2019-04-19 at 11:24 PM UTC

   #1868
   

   Ghost Black Hole
   7roger.niner
9. 2019-04-19 at 11:42 PM UTC

   #1869
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian My friend won at the bookies

   
   Lol for half a second I thought your friend won a competitive award like the "Webbies", for writing a book.
10. 2019-04-20 at 12:03 AM UTC

    #1870
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Jυicebox Looks like Shamby and I might be in Oz soon
    
    

    
    Disappointing!
11. 2019-04-20 at 12:53 AM UTC

    #1871
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by DietPiano Im never gonna borrow against myself on a credit card. I'll pawn shit and sell drugs to my buddy cole before i do that

    
    Meh, I'll just work overtime for a few weeks and I'll be caught up. But that's good advice for those without that option
    
    As much as I hate modern society I am so very thankful for online/mobile banking. I would probably fuck myself over on (at least) a monthly basis with impulse buys
    
    I only impulse buy when I'm drinking though, so if I'm not drinking anymore it shouldn't be a problem
12. 2019-04-20 at 3:31 AM UTC

    #1872
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Anyone got 400$ in BTC?
13. 2019-04-20 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #1873
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got 50 for free, you retards didnt take the free 50 dollar bitcoin in 5 mins tging i showed you on blockchain app.
14. 2019-04-20 at 3:47 AM UTC

    #1874
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I just withdrew from dream today and they kept my 1cent usd BASTARDS!
15. 2019-04-20 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #1875
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Selling meth on a middle school grounds in iowa gets you a 99 year conviction without parole.
16. 2019-04-20 at 4:27 AM UTC

    #1876
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    I used to sling in a "school zone" except nobody actually went to school there it was just some municipal zoning bullshit that made it so they could keep people in jail longer in a bad neighborhood. Literally lived across the street from a brewery how is that a fucking school zone
17. 2019-04-20 at 1:55 PM UTC

    #1877
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Ghost I used to sling in a "school zone" except nobody actually went to school there it was just some municipal zoning bullshit that made it so they could keep people in jail longer in a bad neighborhood. Literally lived across the street from a brewery how is that a fucking school zone

    
    Ditto. And when a friend and I got caught getting high in the car when we were like 16, judge tried to throw in extra bullshit bc it was a "school zone".
18. 2019-04-20 at 2:23 PM UTC

    #1878
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You are a paedophile, you are a nonce, you're a perv, you're a slot badger, you're a two pin DIN plug, you're a bush dodger, you're a small bean regarder, you're a unabummer, you're a nut administrator, you're a bent ref, you're the crazy world of Arthur Brown, you're a fence foal, you're a free willy, you're a chimney bottler, you're a bunty man, you're a shrub rocketeer...
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19. 2019-04-20 at 3:04 PM UTC

    #1879
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Don't forget kiddie fiddler
20. 2019-04-20 at 3:07 PM UTC

    #1880
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    And kiddie diddler