The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-18 at 11:14 AM UTC

   #1801
   

   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it
   
   And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns
   
   Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those are invalid

   Lmfao
2. 2019-04-18 at 11:15 AM UTC

   #1802
   

   Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

   Originally posted by Lanny this is some first world middle class niggertry

   
   you're middle class
3. 2019-04-18 at 11:16 AM UTC

   #1803
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it
   
   And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns
   
   Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those are invalid

   
   lol
   
   are you even allowed to buy guns anymore
4. 2019-04-18 at 11:48 AM UTC

   #1804
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by aldra lol
   
   are you even allowed to buy guns anymore

   
   Yep
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CASPER
5. 2019-04-18 at 12:56 PM UTC

   #1805
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I think he means psych ward/hospitalizatiom for MH
6. 2019-04-18 at 1:15 PM UTC

   #1806
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by DietPiano I think he means psych ward/hospitalizatiom for MH

   
   Voluntary both times
7. 2019-04-18 at 2:39 PM UTC

   #1807
   

   Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
   Drink at home faggot
8. 2019-04-18 at 2:43 PM UTC

   #1808
   

   Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

   Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it
   
   And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns
   
   Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those excuses are invalid

   
   Drinking and driving is stupid call a friend or an uber. I've wrecked so many cars and did so much jail time for drinking and driving, took me like 3 arrests to learn its not worth it and there is other options besides driving.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Solstice
9. 2019-04-18 at 2:58 PM UTC

   #1809
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Drinking and driving is stupid call a friend or an uber. I've wrecked so many cars and did so much jail time for drinking and driving, took me like 3 arrests to learn its not worth it and there is other options besides driving.

   
   I know that, I did it this time because I was literally half a mile away
10. 2019-04-18 at 3:03 PM UTC

    #1810
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I know that, I did it this time because I was literally half a mile away

    
    I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.
11. 2019-04-18 at 3:06 PM UTC

    #1811
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.

    
    why were you masturbating in your driveway though
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Lanny
12. 2019-04-18 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #1812
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.
13. 2019-04-18 at 3:32 PM UTC

    #1813
    

    OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.

    
    i find doing meth to be more conducive to digging through the trash, actually
14. 2019-04-18 at 3:33 PM UTC

    #1814
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by OG_GREENPLASTIC_JOHNSON_III i find doing meth to be more conducive to digging through the trash, actually

    
    And into one's own skin.
15. 2019-04-18 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #1815
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger I totaled my car and almost had a death experience in front of my drive way cuz I was drunk, doesn't matter how close it is homie.

    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jυicebox I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it
    
    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns
    
    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those excuses are invalid

16. 2019-04-18 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #1816
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Drinking at home is infinitely cheaper and you can get as trashed as you want without fear of responsibility or risk of arrest.
17. 2019-04-18 at 5:03 PM UTC

    #1817
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Opiates are trash drugs for trash addicts.

    
    Wrong meme:
18. 2019-04-19 at 7:59 AM UTC

    #1818
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Any of you ever felt a profound sense of loss even if you haven't lost anything?
19. 2019-04-19 at 11:05 AM UTC

    #1819
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by MOON PERSON T-PAIN masturbated in your Croutons and MORALLY SUPERIOR BEINGS for natural male enhancement You all wish you were this badass
    
    

    
    lol Steyr literally had their own concentration camp
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr-Münichholz_subcamp
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Aug is a gay gun, bullpups are for homos and foregrips are for guys who like to wrap their hand around phallic objects.

    
    Can't shoot an aug without a foregrip
20. 2019-04-19 at 12 PM UTC

    #1820
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Jυicebox lol Steyr literally had their own concentration camp
    
    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steyr-Münichholz_subcamp
    
    
    
    
    
    
    Can't shoot an aug without a foregrip

    
    Yes like I said, gay gun