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  1. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Rizzo the type of guy to fart in the toilet then flush.

    Lmao
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  2. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Lmao

    laughing at my hygiene choices, what a bitch
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  3. Oops. Sorry Rizz ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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  4. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by ohfralala Oops. Sorry Rizz ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

    sorry doesn't cut it, i need your blood
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  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ You mean to say you wanna SHOOT SOME STICK with me and caspa?

    I can only do it if you hold my stick while I shoot
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  6. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Sudo Rizzo is the type of guy to say he has a bunch of money and wants a lot then you get there and he's got $6 and a bus ticket saying he's good for the rest.

    Nigerian Prince'd
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo Rizzo is the type of guy to say he has a bunch of money and wants a lot then you get there and he's got $6 and a bus ticket saying he's good for the rest.

    But both of you know he is good for absolutely nothing

    When you're middle manning, that gets to be a problem.

    When you deal with people regularly that actually have it on D- or you have on D....then could give a fuck less whether you buy it or not. The shit sells itself.

    You can tell a lot about a connect by how they react when you tell them plans changed or you're not coming through.

    If they start trippin and bitching that they already picked it up....then they were just middle manning that, and we're about to make a grip of money off you and they're butt hurt.

    If they're just like "ok well lemme know"- then that's a real nigga. Keep his number. He's got weight.
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  8. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CASPER When you're middle manning, that gets to be a problem.

    When you deal with people regularly that actually have it on D- or you have on D….then could give a fuck less whether you buy it or not. The shit sells itself.

    You can tell a lot about a connect by how they react when you tell them plans changed or you're not coming through.

    If they start trippin and bitching that they already picked it up….then they were just middle manning that, and we're about to make a grip of money off you and they're butt hurt.

    If they're just like "ok well lemme know"- then that's a real nigga. Keep his number. He's got weight.

    I had a guy break down in tears once because I didn't want to buy OC through him for $1/mg, obviously because he needed his fix/cut and had no other way to get it.
  9. Ghost Black Hole
    he should have fucked with pressies
  10. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Calling my cat "Calamity Dog"
  11. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Ghost he should have fucked with pressies

    This was like 10 years ago so I doubt they were a thing yet.
  12. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice I had a guy break down in tears once because I didn't want to buy OC through him for $1/mg, obviously because he needed his fix/cut and had no other way to get it.

    Lol. Sounds about right.
  13. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Doop dupe
  14. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Solstice This was like 10 years ago so I doubt they were a thing yet.

    I mean pressies were kinda the "original" thing. Before "molly" became common, that is.
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆโค๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ›€caspa
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Modern family heartbreak shrug head massage drowning baby to you too.
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  17. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I wonder if I'm fucked or not
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  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Sudo I wonder if I'm fucked or not

    No point wondering. All it does is leave you paralyzed and u happy. Whatevers going to happen is going to happen. No point in wanting energy. The trick is to get on that Bruce Lee level. Half of dealing with anything is mental. When the BS hits the fan, be like water. Just let all the anxiety move e right through and behind you. No fucks given. I'm getting pretty good at this.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm so tall and fat and this stationary bike is so small that every time I pedal, I knee myself in the titty. Maybe in a couple months riding a bike wont meaN playing hacky sak with my moobs.

    #goals
  20. I curbed my fucking brand new car last week and will now have to come up with 1k to fix it

    And I JUST blew my tax return on liquor and guns

    Oh well, could've been a lot worse, and maybe that will teach me not to drink and drive. I was both less than a mile from home and thought I was good, so now I know that both of those excuses are invalid
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