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  1. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER Anything happening yet?

    No and I leave in 20 minutes.
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by mmQ No and I leave in 20 minutes.

    I mean usually stuff happens for me when I get home. Trust the universe, marlon.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean usually stuff happens for me when I get home. Trust the universe, marlon.

    One has his finger crossed. I wont Questian you.
  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Lol
  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Where are my fucking eye drops? I NEED them. Haha. Fine. Its FINE.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.
  7. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Was I supposed to heat it up to 400 degrees first because it's not exactly helping.
  8. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by CASPER Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.

    Is the reverse also true?

  9. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.

    Press X to doubt.
  10. Originally posted by mmQ Where are my fucking eye drops? I NEED them. Haha. Fine. Its FINE.

    Use your jizz.
  11. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger
  12. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger

    That crazy bastard is too busy chopping through the walls of his house with a sword during a drunken stimulant binge to visit us anymore
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Last time I got seriously drunk I woke up in the garden with a broken ankle.
  14. Originally posted by Solstice That crazy bastard is too busy chopping through the walls of his house with a sword during a drunken stimulant binge to visit us anymore

    You know me too well.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  15. Originally posted by Common De-mominator Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger

    Jizz in my jurger bro no homo though.
  16. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Press X to doubt.

    You're not equipped to handle my high viscosity women, boy
  17. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also

    WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME THAT MEXICAN HIBISCUS WATER WAS SO BOMB

    Super sweet. And now I'm puzzled why blacks have more diabetes than the Mexicans....

    But Agua de Jamaica is the shit.
  18. Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CASPER Also

    WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME THAT MEXICAN HIBISCUS WATER WAS SO BOMB

    Super sweet. And now I'm puzzled why blacks have more diabetes than the Mexicans….

    But Agua de Jamaica is the shit.

    We thought you knew, everyone knows.
  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin


    3 hours and 45 min of work.

    God bress Amerikkuh
  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Common De-mominator We thought you knew, everyone knows.

    Never assume. Makes an ass out out of Ume.

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