The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-15 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #1661
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Sophie Is it a job where you deal with people a lot?

   
   Complaints handler, should be a laugh but will suffice whilst I go back studying.
2. 2019-04-15 at 5:42 PM UTC

   #1662
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian Complaints handler, should be a laugh but will suffice whilst I go back studying.

   
   Oh i guess the point is to see if you are able to pacify annoying people calling in with complaints. They are probably going to ask for ridiculous things as compensation, i imagine selling ice to Eskimos has something to do with getting them to accept compensation or whatever in line with company policy.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian
3. 2019-04-15 at 8:56 PM UTC

   #1663
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Them reverse niggos will build Websminster igloos after getting dat ice mang
4. 2019-04-15 at 8:57 PM UTC

   #1664
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Drinking wine with my ma
5. 2019-04-15 at 9:14 PM UTC

   #1665
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian Drinking wine with my ma

   
   Tell her i said hi.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Octavian
6. 2019-04-15 at 9:45 PM UTC

   #1666
   

   Needledick Needledick Needledick motherfucker [mulishly down your brachydactylia]

   Originally posted by Octavian Group exercise for Wednesday's interview:
   
   Sell snow to Eskimos…
   
   Yeah, that's the fucking question. I'll smash everything else, I'm normally good at interviews.
   
   "Global warming getting you down? Our award winning, multi purpose snow ensures you and your loved ones stay chilled all year round. Whether it's ice for your whiskey or blocks to be made for your home, you will never be disappointed!"
   
   
   
   
   
   Not even a fucking sales job mang

   
   Sell them yellow peed in snow.
7. 2019-04-15 at 9:59 PM UTC

   #1667
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Drinking wine with my ma

   
   Did she drink wine with you?
8. 2019-04-15 at 10:16 PM UTC

   #1668
   

   Octavian motherfucker

   Originally posted by Common De-mominator Did she drink wine with you?

   
   Yeah, I have a normal friend like relationship with her. Unlike you abused, unwanted, adopted fuckers.
   
   All I can say is....
   
   
   
   
9. 2019-04-15 at 11:10 PM UTC

   #1669
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Octavian Yeah, I have a normal friend like relationship with her. Unlike you abused, unwanted, adopted fuckers.
   
   All I can say is….
   
   
   
   

   
   I was alluding to fetal alcohol syndrome
10. 2019-04-15 at 11:13 PM UTC

    #1670
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator I was alluding to fetal alcohol syndrome

    
    
    
    
    Hurr Durr cause I got da alcohol to da syndrome...
    
    
    
11. 2019-04-15 at 11:49 PM UTC

    #1671
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Fuck life doesn't get any easier. I could be so much worse and also so much better
12. 2019-04-16 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #1672
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian
    
    Hurr Durr cause I got da alcohol to da syndrome…
    
    
    

    
    Jesse I didn't know meth warped ur face
13. 2019-04-16 at 12:20 AM UTC

    #1673
    

    Octavian motherfucker
    It's OK bro, jealousy has that affect sometimez.
14. 2019-04-16 at 12:26 AM UTC

    #1674
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Bipolar High Roller Her kid is 6 and she's 22, so you know she's a ho. Hmm, I guess I have a ho fetish, too.

    
    Is she negroid..?
15. 2019-04-16 at 1:05 AM UTC

    #1675
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian It's OK bro, jealousy has that affect sometimez.

    
    It's a joke but the more insecure you act, the more I'll push it.
16. 2019-04-16 at 1:07 AM UTC

    #1676
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator It's a joke but the more insecure you act, the more I'll push it.

    
    Nah I'm good, ♤'s a ♤
17. 2019-04-16 at 1:24 AM UTC

    #1677
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian Nah I'm good, ♤'s a ♤

    
    That's what I said about your face
18. 2019-04-16 at 1:25 AM UTC

    #1678
    

    Octavian motherfucker

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator That's what I said about your face

    
    BETA announced doth BETA 💕
19. 2019-04-16 at 1:50 AM UTC

    #1679
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Octavian BETA announced doth BETA 💕

    
    Why are you referring to yourself in the third person?
20. 2019-04-16 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #1680
    

    Ghost Black Hole
    weed the gift to mankind