The Retarded Thread: Malice Metro Edition

1. 2019-04-16 at 6:31 PM UTC

   #1721
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER Anything happening yet?

   
   No and I leave in 20 minutes.
2. 2019-04-16 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #1722
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

   Originally posted by mmQ No and I leave in 20 minutes.

   
   I mean usually stuff happens for me when I get home. Trust the universe, marlon.
3. 2019-04-16 at 6:36 PM UTC

   #1723
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by CASPER I mean usually stuff happens for me when I get home. Trust the universe, marlon.

   
   One has his finger crossed. I wont Questian you.
4. 2019-04-16 at 6:44 PM UTC

   #1724
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Lol
5. 2019-04-16 at 6:48 PM UTC

   #1725
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Where are my fucking eye drops? I NEED them. Haha. Fine. Its FINE.
6. 2019-04-16 at 6:52 PM UTC

   #1726
   

   CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
   Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.
7. 2019-04-16 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #1727
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Was I supposed to heat it up to 400 degrees first because it's not exactly helping.
8. 2019-04-16 at 6:55 PM UTC

   #1728
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by CASPER Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.

   
   Is the reverse also true?
   
   
9. 2019-04-16 at 6:59 PM UTC

   #1729
   

   Common De-mominator African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Cooking oil can be used as lubricant in a pinch.

   
   Press X to doubt.
10. 2019-04-16 at 7:01 PM UTC

    #1730
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Where are my fucking eye drops? I NEED them. Haha. Fine. Its FINE.

    
    Use your jizz.
11. 2019-04-16 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #1731
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut
    Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger
12. 2019-04-16 at 7:19 PM UTC

    #1732
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger

    
    That crazy bastard is too busy chopping through the walls of his house with a sword during a drunken stimulant binge to visit us anymore
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger
13. 2019-04-16 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #1733
    

    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    Last time I got seriously drunk I woke up in the garden with a broken ankle.
14. 2019-04-16 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #1734
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by Solstice That crazy bastard is too busy chopping through the walls of his house with a sword during a drunken stimulant binge to visit us anymore

    
    You know me too well.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Solstice
15. 2019-04-16 at 7:30 PM UTC

    #1735
    

    Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger Houston

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Junior Jacon Jizz Jurger

    
    Jizz in my jurger bro no homo though.
16. 2019-04-16 at 8 PM UTC

    #1736
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator Press X to doubt.

    
    You're not equipped to handle my high viscosity women, boy
17. 2019-04-16 at 8:02 PM UTC

    #1737
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also
    
    WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME THAT MEXICAN HIBISCUS WATER WAS SO BOMB
    
    Super sweet. And now I'm puzzled why blacks have more diabetes than the Mexicans....
    
    But Agua de Jamaica is the shit.
18. 2019-04-16 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #1738
    

    Common De-mominator African Astronaut

    Originally posted by CASPER Also
    
    WHY THE FUCK DID NONE OF YOU FAGGOTS TELL ME THAT MEXICAN HIBISCUS WATER WAS SO BOMB
    
    Super sweet. And now I'm puzzled why blacks have more diabetes than the Mexicans….
    
    But Agua de Jamaica is the shit.

    
    We thought you knew, everyone knows.
19. 2019-04-16 at 8:42 PM UTC

    #1739
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    
    
    3 hours and 45 min of work.
    
    God bress Amerikkuh
20. 2019-04-16 at 8:45 PM UTC

    #1740
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Common De-mominator We thought you knew, everyone knows.

    
    Never assume. Makes an ass out out of Ume.