2019-03-27 at 3:21 AM UTC
Cook an arm or something. He'll grow one back next full moon.
2019-03-27 at 3:22 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Originally posted by larrylegend8383
Cook an arm or something. He'll grow one back next full moon.
I'm not falling for that one again. Fool me twice, shame on you. Three times, no way.
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2019-03-27 at 3:38 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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There was another meth addicted homeless transient I let into my apartment a couple years back, but he was fucking FUCKED in the head. He just finished a 7 year stint and was paranoid as absolute fuck. He'd pace around my apartment with a huge rock in one hand and a hammer in the other, like "did you hear that? Turn off your music for a sec".
I love my music and hate silence, but I reluctantly comply.
He then says "I know shes out there. I see the trees rustling. And check this out..." As he leads me to my apartment front door... "Look through the peep hole".
Me: "I see nobody."
Him: "the cops are kneeling down right outside your front door man!"
Then he raises the rock in the air and asks me when I called his ex girlfriend over, and how long the cops have (according to him) been outside, and if I called them.
It was shit like that for days.
He did invite this kinda unattractive woman over tho, and when I was drunk and saw her shirtless, I couldn't help but notice the breastses, so I ask "may I?"
And move in and start suckling like a baby, then we go into my bed and she rides me pretty decent for a bit, and then I just go back to drinking and pass out.
Next day or day after, he stole my cell phone and wallet, IDs and everything.
Fucking not all meth addicted homeless schizophrenic tweakers are tolerable. Some are really dicks.
2019-03-27 at 3:44 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Then there was Britney the Native gal. Yet another meth addicted homeless tweaker transient I met through my escort roommate while she was living her.
She would drop by and tap at my rear window, and I would feel bad for her so I'd let her in for the night. She would sometimes offer like a BJ for $20. The thing is, I've never had a strong enough desire for sex to actually pay for it, but when it's that fucking convenient (she was already sitting on my bed, a couple feet away from me).
I had to say no.
But I threw her a few bucks change at least.
One time, during times of greater prosperity in my life, I gave her like $40 (honestly because I kinda wanted her to leave so I could be alone). It was kinda cute tho because she kissed me and said something along the lines of "I think I'm starting to fall for you".
To this day, I feel like it's just her survival mechanism, but it was kinda cute, not gonna lie.
2019-03-27 at 3:47 AM UTC
She should've given you a blowjob for letting her stay there. Imagine tapping at someone's window begging for a place to stay and then still asking them for money to suck their dick. I mean I'd just suck it. Thabks for the hospitality.
2019-03-27 at 3:48 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
In this thread I reminisce about all the homeless meth addicted vagrants I've given refuge to.
I think I counted them all (at least, while living in this town).
There was Lord in Ottawa who gave me his number at the bar and asked if he could spend the night, but when I noticed that I now have a Lord and a Jesus in my phone contacts list (Jesus is my Peruvian friend), I felt schizophrenic myself and just had to bail and re-evaluate my life.
2019-03-27 at 3:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
In this thread I reminisce about all the homeless meth addicted vagrants I've given refuge to.
I think I counted them all (at least, while living in this town).
There was Lord in Ottawa who gave me his number at the bar and asked if he could spend the night, but when I noticed that I now have a Lord and a Jesus in my phone contacts list (Jesus is my Peruvian friend), I felt schizophrenic myself and just had to bail and re-evaluate my life.
I'm not Peruvian and I'm not your friend.
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2019-03-27 at 3:50 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
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Oh and Sherri... I wrote a whole huge post on Totse in 07 and it got to be quite the happening thread.
Her husband told me he was HIV positive so I kinda freaked out. But I fell in love with her because, like I mentioned earlier, I fall in love with damaged women, and faster than you can say "codependency".
2019-03-27 at 1:10 PM UTC
Remember they have to give back half and keep yo pimp hand strong
2019-03-27 at 1:55 PM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Originally posted by gadzooks
I lead a life chalk full of crazy adventures and misadventures alike. I could probably write like a dozen novels.
Fuck, what a cluster fuck (I experience on average at least one cluster fuck in my life per month).
you and i and some of the other gonts should write a collective about our whimsical adventures in a flash fiction style. call it something like "THE DERPADEW FILES" and then profit?!
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