So, um, I've had a homeless tweaker passed out on my living room floor for 14 hours now

1. 2019-03-30 at 12:18 PM UTC

   #101
   

   Octavian motherfucker
   Then rape her
2. 2019-04-01 at 2:05 PM UTC

   #102
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Octavian Didn't that gay Canadian porn star do that? Luka Magnota I think his name was. Anyways surely you want ZERO evidence being found no?
   
   
   

   
   I forget, but what i do know is that he filmed himself stabbing the guy. 2 guys 1 ice-pick if you wanna watch the macabre spectacle.
3. 2019-04-01 at 3:03 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Been awake now since Sunday or Monday. Not sure which.
   
   Going to Vancouver (trip to the city from the rural parts… like 2 hour transportation time thing).
   
   I can't do things normal; too fucked up.
   
   I started kinda playing this bad-ass mysterious gangster role at like 6 AM after the only gal in the place woke up because it was like a pop tart at dinner time in the McCormick house on South Park. Dudes all started macking, flirting, basically turning my living room into an XXX rated porno with additional Tourette's.
   
   I had to beta-ize myself so I played a role I used to play way back.
   
   She gave me the rest of her liquor and is going to pick up more crack now, and when she gets back she's coming with me into town.
   
   It's gonna be quite the trip.
   
   I promised hotel room and a bunch of other stuff.
   
   There's like this metaphysical force that takes over when there is a conscious woman and multiple males in the same room.
   
   They must challenge each other with expressions of true superiority relative to the rest, or it just becomes a fucking dumpster fire of horny pathetic dudes trying and failing to outdo each other.
   
   The rest are, although friends of mine at this point, a tad too oriented towards the β end of the spectrum, and thus won't take a "big scary spontaneous trip" into the big ol' city.
   
   I, however, promised one of my city niggas a night on the town and a hotel room full of booze and drugs, and maybe, just maybe some social entertainment of the feminine variety.

   
   Fight them all to death for the woman.
4. 2019-04-01 at 3:07 PM UTC

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   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by gadzooks There's like this metaphysical force that takes over when there is a conscious woman and multiple males in the same room.

   
   muh plurals