The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-03-02 at 4:39 AM UTC

   #8201
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Jimmy John's is really stepping their advertising game up
2. 2019-03-02 at 4:41 AM UTC

   #8202
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Resentment
3. 2019-03-02 at 4:42 AM UTC

   #8203
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I HATE JIMMY JOHNS
   
   I had it like once or twice and I didn't like it. Thinking about trying it again sober
4. 2019-03-02 at 5:02 AM UTC

   #8204
   WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

   Originally posted by DietPiano I HATE JIMMY JOHNS
   
   I had it like once or twice and I didn't like it. Thinking about trying it again sober

   
   It's so dry and basic, i used to work by a drive thru JJs and ate it every day for lunch cause it was convenient and not too expensive or heavy but omfg i never wanna eat that shit again.
   
   
   There is one in the college area that's open til 3 though and it aint bad drunk.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2019-03-02 at 5:04 AM UTC

   #8205
   

   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

   Suck Me.

   
   No I understand, you were just joshin'
   
   It's okay bro
6. 2019-03-02 at 5:05 AM UTC

   #8206
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Jimmy John's paid me to post that.
   
   They knew that in doing so, you guys would discuss Jimmy Johns, and Jimmy knows that all exposure is good exposure
   
   All hail king Jimmy John
7. 2019-03-02 at 5:07 AM UTC

   #8207
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I kind of don't like buying food from FF restaurants that I can make by myself pretty easy like Arbys roast beef sammich or sub sandwiches. But I do love arbys and subway.
8. 2019-03-02 at 5:39 AM UTC

   #8208
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by DietPiano I kind of don't like buying food from FF restaurants that I can make by myself pretty easy like Arbys roast beef sammich or sub sandwiches. But I do love arbys and subway.

   
   I've been known to order a dozen or so McChickens from UberEats when drunk.
   
   Otherwise I generally don't waste my money.
9. 2019-03-02 at 5:59 AM UTC

   #8209
   

   Mahmoud Houston
   The actual quote was fear unannounced.
10. 2019-03-02 at 6 AM UTC

    #8210
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Infantcock loves to suck Bill Krozby penis
11. 2019-03-03 at 1:55 AM UTC

    #8211
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I just took a shit in the middle of a jimmy johns because of this thread
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • WE SMOOTH
12. 2019-03-03 at 2:17 AM UTC

    #8212
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    I received 5gs of some quadruple dank wax
13. 2019-03-03 at 2:28 AM UTC

    #8213
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I don't touch wax unless it's sextuple dank
14. 2019-03-03 at 2:30 AM UTC

    #8214
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Luck rhymes with truck i'm fucking stuck and all i can think is "fuck why does my life suck these shitty problems run amok" so i chuck my keys into the muck like a puck but i accidentally killed a duck so i tucked some herbs into it after I plucked but all my wife can say is "yuck" all she fucking does is cluck but I'm no shmuck so i struck a bitch it shut her up
15. 2019-03-03 at 2:35 AM UTC

    #8215
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Lanny is a badass a real mass of crass we hit nitrous pass the gas i pour the whiskey in my glass but surprise its laced with sassafras and i am the underclass living under the underpass with my wineglass i dont trespass i mow my lawn got no crabgrass
16. 2019-03-03 at 3:05 AM UTC

    #8216
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I've been out a couple days and I think I'm gonna make it this time, my heads in a better place and I'm happier and not banging teenagers or carrying weapons for no real reason. I have faith everything will work out. I just have to be patient and grateful
17. 2019-03-03 at 3:06 AM UTC

    #8217
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

    Originally posted by Lanny I just took a shit in the middle of a jimmy johns because of this thread

    
    no you did that because your grandfather used to do that at Kenny Rogers roasters or something
18. 2019-03-03 at 4:01 AM UTC

    #8218
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by Sudo no you did that because your grandfather used to do that at Kenny Rogers roasters or something

    
    lol, yeah, popeyes. Good recall.
19. 2019-03-03 at 6:41 AM UTC

    #8219
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    FUCK SEROQUEL!!!
    
    
    
    I WANT TO SLEEP, NOT BATTLE GEOMETRIC DEMONS
20. 2019-03-03 at 6:44 AM UTC

    #8220
    

    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I'll sign up for some geometric demon battle