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  1. Originally posted by Lanny I'll sign up for some geometric demon battle

    Spring break ia nwar
  2. Lanny Bird of Courage
    N'WAH!
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  3. GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    Fuck off elf
  4. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Outlander...
  5. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Lanneh
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Damn negro what were you at before

    376
  7. Technologist victim of incest
    Hey Casper,
    Hope all is well!
  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by GGG Jimmy John's paid me to post that.

    They knew that in doing so, you guys would discuss Jimmy Johns, and Jimmy knows that all exposure is good exposure

    All hail king Jimmy John

    They just opened a JJ by my work, so the owner wanted to give free sandwich coupons to our mailbox holders. Guess how many free Sando coupons DIDNT make it into mailboxes? Lol.
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  9. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Also- my ex partner has been arrested 3 times in the last 45 days for possession of a controlled substance for sale.

    How do you even? Part of me feels bad. The other part of me feels like karma might be a thing.

    20% seems like "paying me to do nothing"? Hmmm...how's that entrepreneurial life workin out for you my dude? 13 years barely so much as a speeding ticket. A year after he breaks off and goes batshit, he's wrecked 3 cars, badly damaged 3 or 4 others, with 4 sales cases, a pending homicide case if they can prove he sold a dead guy drugs, and domestic violence.

    What a dumpster fire. How do you even live with that much stress? How did I not have a heart attack a long time ago?
  10. Damn nigga.

    I had a lawyer tell me I was gonna get a laundry list of class C felonies, and I that was bad.
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You can lessen your charges significantly by admitting to serious crimes you have committed in the past through an immunity deal, especially if they are numerous. You would have to prove you committed them, by providing details only the perpetrator would know. This allows the Crown to close files and earn brownie points with his/her boss. The deal would only cover you, though, and it's possible you could implicate others indirectly through your statements, so you'd want to avoid giving away information which could incriminate your associates.
  12. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also- my ex partner has been arrested 3 times in the last 45 days for possession of a controlled substance for sale.

    I don't know how the state's works (I think you have your bail revoked when you get a new charge and have to reapply) but in Canada there s no way you're getting rearrested on really any charge 3 times in 45 days without getting remanded unless you're an informant. If you even tell anyone that in jail they'll assume you're an informant and you'll get beat up and kicked off the range. Being older and not having a record is a factor but I know rich people with no record who will get arrested out on bail for other crimes and get remanded. Maybe he got Dog the Bounty Hunter
  13. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You can lessen your charges significantly by admitting to serious crimes you have committed in the past through an immunity deal, especially if they are numerous. You would have to prove you committed them, by providing details only the perpetrator would know. This allows the Crown to close files and earn brownie points with his/her boss. The deal would only cover you, though, and it's possible you could implicate others indirectly through your statements, so you'd want to avoid giving away information which could incriminate your associates.

    I know it will come as a big surprise but as usual spectral has no idea what he's talking about. It's unclear what country he's even talking about, certainly not Canada and yet he's referencing the crown.

    I don't know why you haven't grown out of making things up o the internet yet
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  14. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Sudo I don't know how the state's works (I think you have your bail revoked when you get a new charge and have to reapply) but in Canada there s no way you're getting rearrested on really any charge 3 times in 45 days without getting remanded unless you're an informant. If you even tell anyone that in jail they'll assume you're an informant and you'll get beat up and kicked off the range. Being older and not having a record is a factor but I know rich people with no record who will get arrested out on bail for other crimes and get remanded. Maybe he got Dog the Bounty Hunter

    They could have all been promises to appear, issued on the spot by the officer, with no justice of the peace present.
  15. (That's not how it works)

    (Plus he said "arrested")
  16. There's been a rash of car theft in my area. HOW can you do that and expect to get away get away with it? Does anyone ever actually steal cars and continue to drive them or actually get them stripped down and sold to a shop or something?
  17. Probably makes sense for a shop/yard owner themselves to do it if anyone
  18. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano (That's not how it works)

    (Plus he said "arrested")

    You are arrested before the officer issues the PTA.
  19. Oh yeah lol i forgot
  20. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL They could have all been promises to appear, issued on the spot by the officer, with no justice of the peace present.

    1. That's not how the state's works JP is a Canadian term

    2. When you violate the terms of conditions as every promise to appear has "keep the peace and be of good behavior" condition you're automatically referred unless you just ratted

    3. In the state's I think the prosecutor has to make an application to revoke your bail but that's standard procedure if you're rearrested in the same state, especially on the same charge

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