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2019-03-03 at 3:03 PM UTCHow did the courts work during the amwican wevowution?
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2019-03-03 at 3:05 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo 1. That's not how the state's works JP is a Canadian term
2. When you violate the terms of conditions as every promise to appear has "keep the peace and be of good behavior" condition you're automatically referred unless you just ratted
3. In the state's I think the prosecutor has to make an application to revoke your bail but that's standard procedure if you're rearrested in the same state, especially on the same charge
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2019-03-03 at 9:27 PM UTC
Originally posted by Sudo I don't know how the state's works (I think you have your bail revoked when you get a new charge and have to reapply) but in Canada there s no way you're getting rearrested on really any charge 3 times in 45 days without getting remanded unless you're an informant. If you even tell anyone that in jail they'll assume you're an informant and you'll get beat up and kicked off the range. Being older and not having a record is a factor but I know rich people with no record who will get arrested out on bail for other crimes and get remanded. Maybe he got Dog the Bounty Hunter
I was puzzled too. I imagine the first couple of times he was able to get released on OR. If he saw a judge, he might've been able to play the "poor junkie" card, but idk how many times you can play that. There's also the fact that he was arrested in three different places (la county, redondo beach, el segundo). Maybe they don't communicate arrests well- as opposed to convictions. Then there's the fact that he used to work for the police department where he was arrested the first and third times. But I'm also confused. At this point, I wouldn't put it past him to inform. -
2019-03-03 at 9:55 PM UTCTrust Sudo, he got raped in prison.
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2019-03-03 at 11:26 PM UTCWas just watching the Joe Rogan/Alex Jones podcast. This is fantastic viewing, with memes for decades.
He was talking about the genetically modified Spider-Goats that scientists use to produce mass quantities of spider silk for body armor n shit ( spider silk is super stronk but spider buttholes can only poop a little bit of silk). So...I got high and wrote a theme song for Spider-Goat. Don't try to steal it I wrote it ok?
Spider Goat
Spider Goat
Gimme a mouthful of your spider oats
Squirts a web
Weaves a vest
Sprouts arachnoid legs from its chest
Please note:
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2019-03-04 at 3:13 AM UTCYou dont seem like a heavy guy
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2019-03-04 at 3:18 AM UTCI've been in the fuckin' ZONE the past couple days. Might jinx myself now.
Ate a whole lil' czs $6 pretzel pizza bc I've bever had LC before. It's a damn good deal, basically on par with puzza hut (which is the worst, but we). Pizza is hard to fuck up, although some places still manage to do it. Mostly "by the slice" places. Why do I cut and binge -
2019-03-04 at 3:41 AM UTCYo casper that is an amazing amount of weight loss. Good job.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-03-04 at 6:42 AM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I was puzzled too. I imagine the first couple of times he was able to get released on OR. If he saw a judge, he might've been able to play the "poor junkie" card, but idk how many times you can play that. There's also the fact that he was arrested in three different places (la county, redondo beach, el segundo). Maybe they don't communicate arrests well- as opposed to convictions. Then there's the fact that he used to work for the police department where he was arrested the first and third times. But I'm also confused. At this point, I wouldn't put it past him to inform.
Your friend is an undercover agent. -
2019-03-04 at 6:54 AM UTCGod damn. Ever come across really obscure artists and are like; woah.
Milk & Bones are exceptional. -
2019-03-04 at 7:09 AM UTCGood morning and I hope you are having a great day today
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2019-03-04 at 8:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by GGG Yo casper that is an amazing amount of weight loss. Good job.
Originally posted by DietPiano You dont seem like a heavy guy
Only through a miracle of unermenschen German genetics am I not having to wash myself with a rag on a stick (although I'm really tall so I do have a loofah to scrub the middle of my back)
I think I was 280 in high school in the pictures I've posted. Even now at my worst, my fat never went to my arms or face or legs. Pretty much all in my gut and sides. And honestly for the amount I ate and the zero exercise I did, I should by all accounts weight like 700 lbs. I've been eating probably 3000-6000 calories a day with ZERO physical exertion for a cool TWELVE years. People always tell me I don't look "fat" but I sure feel it. My cardio is dogshit, my fight or flight response kicks in at the flip of a switch, my knees and joints and back hurt. Ugh.
But I'm digging this new thing. I'm tempted to post really unflattering "before" pictures of myself to hold myself accountable. But since this is the internet and nothing ever dies, idk. As cool as I am, some of you are absolutely batshit crazy. Lol.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-03-04 at 2:18 PM UTCI got 5gs of wax and smoked 4.9
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2019-03-04 at 2:32 PM UTCHow do you know they didn't rip you .1 and you only smoked 4.8
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2019-03-04 at 2:54 PM UTC
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2019-03-04 at 4:18 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER Only through a miracle of unermenschen German genetics am I not having to wash myself with a rag on a stick (although I'm really tall so I do have a loofah to scrub the middle of my back)
I think I was 280 in high school in the pictures I've posted. Even now at my worst, my fat never went to my arms or face or legs. Pretty much all in my gut and sides. And honestly for the amount I ate and the zero exercise I did, I should by all accounts weight like 700 lbs. I've been eating probably 3000-6000 calories a day with ZERO physical exertion for a cool TWELVE years. People always tell me I don't look "fat" but I sure feel it. My cardio is dogshit, my fight or flight response kicks in at the flip of a switch, my knees and joints and back hurt. Ugh.
But I'm digging this new thing. I'm tempted to post really unflattering "before" pictures of myself to hold myself accountable. But since this is the internet and nothing ever dies, idk. As cool as I am, some of you are absolutely batshit crazy. Lol.
Sooo... you're really big, but have skinny arms and legs? -
2019-03-04 at 5:14 PM UTC
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2019-03-04 at 6:40 PM UTC
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2019-03-04 at 8:26 PM UTCI always assumed you were in the 200-250 range.
Maybe you really do have big bones -
2019-03-04 at 9:30 PM UTCPremature ejaculation
