The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-26 at 4:49 AM UTC

   #8161
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Try frowning on one side while smiling on the other real quick
2. 2019-02-26 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #8162
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by GGG Try frowning on one side while smiling on the other real quick

   
   That's literally what I just said happens when I smile. Right now though I'm deadpan STRAIGHT ANGER FACED CURLY LIPPED THROUGH AND THROUGH
3. 2019-02-26 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #8163
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
   Nonono, on one side try curving upwads and then on the other you want to bring the lip down. Give it a try.
4. 2019-02-26 at 5 AM UTC

   #8164
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I'd say go back to predictive text but you already did.
5. 2019-02-26 at 5 AM UTC

   #8165
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   *kills self floats off into the gray clouds*
6. 2019-02-26 at 5:08 AM UTC

   #8166
   

   GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]

   Originally posted by mmQ *kills self floats off into the gray clouds*

   
   Lol seems like a nice guy but I don't support delusions anymore so it might be a bit hard to get a food handlers certificate to serve food for you guys and I don't think you know how an antimicrobial would make you feel like a shit head coach
7. 2019-02-26 at 5:31 AM UTC

   #8167
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   God
8. 2019-02-26 at 6:31 AM UTC

   #8168
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   
   
   lul
9. 2019-02-26 at 11:19 AM UTC

   #8169
   

   Mahmoud Houston

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   lul

   
   Lol, jedis.
10. 2019-02-26 at 1:57 PM UTC

    #8170
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by aldra
    
    lul

    
    Who os avatr
11. 2019-02-26 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #8171
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    She would be the perfect fit for me. I <3 her.
12. 2019-02-26 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #8172
    

    GGG victim of incest [my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
    She's a he
13. 2019-02-26 at 4:35 PM UTC

    #8173
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    He would be the perfect fit for me. I <3 him.
14. 2019-02-27 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #8174
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I got ~30 injections of botox around my head today for chronic migraines. Takes a couple weeks for most effects to kick in.
    
    Either it's helping or i'm placeboing, but for the firsr time in my life I don't care.
15. 2019-02-27 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #8175
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I love her so goddamned much
16. 2019-02-27 at 4:15 AM UTC

    #8176
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Oh by the way I cut off relations with the open relationship swinger waitress i mentioned a while back, like I said I would. Feels good maaaaaaaaan.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Technologist
17. 2019-02-27 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #8177
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    Goddamnit jedibase/coinjedis.
    
    16 day waiting period on a fucking active account because I have to reverify? How about suck my fucking dick?
18. 2019-02-27 at 4:19 AM UTC

    #8178
    

    Mahmoud Houston
    What should I use instead?
19. 2019-02-27 at 4:26 AM UTC

    #8179
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your prozac
20. 2019-02-27 at 4:33 AM UTC

    #8180
    

    Mahmoud Houston

    Originally posted by mmQ Fret for your latte and fret for your lawsuit and fret for your prozac

    
    Fret for your bass neck