The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2019-02-09 at 1:14 PM UTC

   #7941
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by CountBlah Is it gay that I like fucking girls in the ass?

   
   If that girl is infinityshock then yes
2. 2019-02-09 at 1:26 PM UTC

   #7942
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Solstice Only if her penis swings backwards and hits your ballsack

   
   I was thinking more like Pendulum Bob.
3. 2019-02-09 at 1:59 PM UTC

   #7943
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL I was thinking more like Pendulum Bob.

   
   you like having your pendulum bobbed.
   
   yes.
4. 2019-02-09 at 2:29 PM UTC

   #7944
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you like having your pendulum bobbed.
   
   yes.

   
   
5. 2019-02-09 at 2:40 PM UTC

   #7945
   

   Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]

   Originally posted by aldra my cat insists on eating my spicy beef jerky and drinking my redbull

   
   A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.
6. 2019-02-09 at 3:07 PM UTC

   #7946
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.

   
   Cats are naturally ADHD I think so it might calm it down
7. 2019-02-09 at 3:08 PM UTC

   #7947
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not all of them. Some just like to puts around and dissociate.
8. 2019-02-09 at 3:21 PM UTC

   #7948
   

   ECAP Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.

   
   
9. 2019-02-09 at 3:22 PM UTC

   #7949
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Ur mom
10. 2019-02-09 at 3:26 PM UTC

    #7950
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    
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11. 2019-02-09 at 5:02 PM UTC

    #7951
    RestStop Space Nigga
    So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !
12. 2019-02-09 at 5:59 PM UTC

    #7952
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    
    Start off by being more low-key.
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13. 2019-02-09 at 6:18 PM UTC

    #7953
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    
    Jesus. Do you sling full time?
14. 2019-02-09 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #7954
    

    CountBlah Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Solstice Count doesn't use lube

    
    spit count
15. 2019-02-09 at 6:41 PM UTC

    #7955
    

    ECAP Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by cuntosbaloni

16. 2019-02-09 at 7:02 PM UTC

    #7956
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by DietPiano Jesus. Do you sling full time?

    
    Ehh kinda. I'll go balls to the wall for 6 months and then disappear for 3 and vice versa and everything in between. I like to keep people guessing and unable to establish any pattern or routine of mine. HANL.
17. 2019-02-10 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #7957
    

    Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.
    
    i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism
18. 2019-02-10 at 3:21 AM UTC

    #7958
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    
    It's shit like this that makes me wanna keep a pinky toe in the game. Jesus Christ. Those margins. I could cop a zip right now for 200 absolute max. Ughhhhhhh.
    
    My only solace is that I got some education that I have zero doubt will be applicable in "legit" business and investing.
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19. 2019-02-10 at 3:22 AM UTC

    #7959
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin

    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.
    
    i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism

    
    I think it should've been better described to you as an "EDM themed Bar Mitzphah"
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20. 2019-02-10 at 3:23 AM UTC

    #7960
    

    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If that turns out not to be the case though, lmk n I'll flip some strippers a quarter to grind on old dads while we swipe the keys to their Audis.
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