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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER If that turns out not to be the case though, lmk n I'll flip some strippers a quarter to grind on old dads while we swipe the keys to their Audis.

    ill let you know, the night is still young
  2. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    Also, if you're selling gs at 40, I'd drop the price to 200 a q to move it faster. Just know you'll be getting some new attention if that's below market for your area, so new meet ups always bring a "Backseat Buddy" (tm) , and the perspective buyer sits shotgun while you "conversate".


    Goddamn. I've done this shit way too long. Shits not even cool anymore. It's just my most developed skillset. Lel.
  3. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Also, if you're selling gs at 40, I'd drop the price to 200 a q to move it faster. Just know you'll be getting some new attention if that's below market for your area, so new meet ups always bring a "Backseat Buddy" ™ , and the perspective buyer sits shotgun while you "conversate".


    Goddamn. I've done this shit way too long. Shits not even cool anymore. It's just my most developed skillset. Lel.

    I have a very particular set of skills...like hunting for niggers with a cosh
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  4. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box ill let you know, the night is still young

    Ooooh. Didn't realize it was tonight. Tbh I prolly won't spend $150 to uber to Ventura and watch a young stranger awkwardly dry hump fat chicks to Tiesto.

    E: but it wouldn't be the first time.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I'm the Liam Neeson of Mexican produced black tar heroin and various offbrand bulk pharmaceuticals.
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  6. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    jesus christ does it really cost that much to uber here? isn't that the price for a flight to SF or las vegas?
  7. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Quick show of hands? I know "AIDS Skrillex" really took off meme-wise, but with new focus on the SPLC lately, how's this for

    "LUPUS GEORGE LUCAS"?!!!

  8. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box jesus christ does it really cost that much to uber here? isn't that the price for a flight to SF or las vegas?

    Idk I assume so. Few months ago had to lift to Simi and it was $126 one way.
  9. Originally posted by CASPER I'm the Liam Neeson of Mexican produced black tar heroin and various offbrand bulk pharmaceuticals.

    I didn't know you dealt pharms..

    What were your bth prices?
    Asking for a friend
  10. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by CASPER Idk I assume so. Few months ago had to lift to Simi and it was $126 one way.

    jesus christ. whenever I needed a ride to LA it was like, $20 and smoke out the whole ride. ive never used uber or cabs.
  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by CASPER It's shit like this that makes me wanna keep a pinky toe in the game. Jesus Christ. Those margins. I could cop a zip right now for 200 absolute max. Ughhhhhhh.

    My only solace is that I got some education that I have zero doubt will be applicable in "legit" business and investing.

    Yeah and the thing is I'm basically giving the shit away at that price. I could charge literally double and enough people would still pay it but I like to blow peoples mind with my prices . Pretty much anything under $70 a gram is unheard of around here and it's usually shit to decent quality at that. HANL.
  12. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by RestStop Yeah and the thing is I'm basically giving the shit away at that price. I could charge literally double and enough people would still pay it but I like to blow peoples mind with my prices . Pretty much anything under $70 a gram is unheard of around here and it's usually shit to decent quality at that. HANL.

    make some money and gtfo before you get paranoid as fuck and mixed up with some weirdos and you wake up to the k-9 unit fucking you in the ass at a motel 5 1/2
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  13. Why you niggas not have cars? I mean, can't you get a 96' for like 500?

    Having a car make life like, 80% better
  14. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Why you niggas not have cars? I mean, can't you get a 96' for like 500?

    Having a car make life like, 80% better

    i have a car i could use but I have no desire to get a license because there's no place worth going and the streets are full of mexicans and asians and freaks and I just don't even give a fuck. everything essential is within walking distance. driving and cars are gay, they've destroyed this country. especially LA.
  15. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by DietPiano Why you niggas not have cars? I mean, can't you get a 96' for like 500?

    Having a car make life like, 80% better

    Because I'm not going to spend money on something that could potentially be taken in a lawsuit. And if I'm driving, I can legally be pulled over and searched. As a legal passenger in rideshare, police have zero legal reason to search the vehicle. That and registration, maintainence, gas. I mean in my jeep I was still spending 50 a week or so in gas. This way I can get fucking highas shit after work, jump in a ride, sleep the whole way home and stumble into bed without fear of coasting my Honda into someone's living room.
  16. Oh my god, I was nut tappin' fool when I was on dope. Other peoples' cars, I mean.

    Nodnodnodnod
    *bonk*
    Drive off

    Never any real damage. Sometimes not even a mark
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    i only ever drove when everybody else was took fucked up and for some reason the responsibility landed on me. luckily it was usually at 3 AM and I can drive perfectly on any amount of drugs as long as there's no one else out there. drinking and driving is honestly great. the problem is all these fucking people.

    years ago my then gf used to drive us around everywhere, even on acid, and sometimes we'd get lost in the mountains. she crashed a lot.
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box i only ever drove when everybody else was took fucked up and for some reason the responsibility landed on me. luckily it was usually at 3 AM and I can drive perfectly on any amount of drugs as long as there's no one else out there. drinking and driving is honestly great. the problem is all these fucking people.

    years ago my then gf used to drive us around everywhere, even on acid, and sometimes we'd get lost in the mountains. she crashed a lot.

    Ditto. Driving altered is pretty fucking fun as long as there aren't too many obstacles or distractions.
  19. Mahmoud Houston
    Mahmoud is in a malaise.
  20. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    If the mountain won't come to me, I'll fucking nuke the mountain.

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