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  1. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CountBlah Is it gay that I like fucking girls in the ass?

    If that girl is infinityshock then yes
  2. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Solstice Only if her penis swings backwards and hits your ballsack

    I was thinking more like Pendulum Bob.
  3. Originally posted by -SpectraL I was thinking more like Pendulum Bob.

    you like having your pendulum bobbed.

    yes.
  4. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you like having your pendulum bobbed.

    yes.

  5. Soyboy IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life African Astronaut [the oppositely able-bodied hop-step-and-jump]
    Originally posted by aldra my cat insists on eating my spicy beef jerky and drinking my redbull

    A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.
  6. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.

    Cats are naturally ADHD I think so it might calm it down
  7. Not all of them. Some just like to puts around and dissociate.
  8. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING IV: The Flower of Death and The Crystal of Life A cat on redbull sounds like it'd be zooming around.

  9. Ur mom
  10. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
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  11. RestStop Space Nigga
    So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !
  12. Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    Start off by being more low-key.
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  13. Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    Jesus. Do you sling full time?
  14. CountBlah Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Solstice Count doesn't use lube

    spit count
  15. ECAP Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by cuntosbaloni
  16. RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by DietPiano Jesus. Do you sling full time?

    Ehh kinda. I'll go balls to the wall for 6 months and then disappear for 3 and vice versa and everything in between. I like to keep people guessing and unable to establish any pattern or routine of mine. HANL.
  17. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.

    i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism
  18. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by RestStop So I'm gonna try to do it "big" without getting robbed /murdered. Quarter O's only/$250/Buy 3 get one free !

    It's shit like this that makes me wanna keep a pinky toe in the game. Jesus Christ. Those margins. I could cop a zip right now for 200 absolute max. Ughhhhhhh.

    My only solace is that I got some education that I have zero doubt will be applicable in "legit" business and investing.
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  19. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Rizzo in a box my buddy's dad is hosting a rave at his ranch for his girlfriend's son's friend (I think I got that chain of relationships right). its a bunch of rich kids from agoura and I'd really like to go and grift/hustle/rob. we were talking about doing security, searching everyone for drugs (and confiscating), and then selling it back to other people at the party. then I found out these kids are pretty young and are apparently even having like 30+ parents there? wtf. what kind of a rave has parents there? unless they're hippie parents with half naked kids.

    i have a terrible feeling I'd feel a lot of antisemitism

    I think it should've been better described to you as an "EDM themed Bar Mitzphah"
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  20. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    If that turns out not to be the case though, lmk n I'll flip some strippers a quarter to grind on old dads while we swipe the keys to their Audis.
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