2018-12-29 at 4:41 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
word up hydro: I pray the best for you. A very kind person you are, ain't not one man nor woman are meant to live in hell.
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2018-12-29 at 4:58 AM UTC
A dude came up to me today and sparked wtf was going on, and they just killed his mom at the landromat. He then requested that I LOOK WHAT THEY DONE TO HIM, and that he was infected and couldn't even make love to a woman no more. He began fiddling with his pants. Sure that he was about to show me his dirty homeless dick, I covertly pressed the record button on my phone. He then took of his shoes And threw them into the street, laid on his back and began wildly kicking and wiggling his toes. MOLD BLACK MOLD he cried. Indeed, his feet were covered with black shit. But his shoes were also black. I said "dude I think you just need to wash your feet and find some socks tbh". And he goes WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME ABOUT MY DISABILITY I WAS IN THE WAR. And I hit my vaporizer and say "I'm nobody dude" and he looks like he's about to cry and he says "I used to be nobody" and then marches and grabs his shoes and walks off barefoot through traffic,
Lesson. If you don't wear shoes, or socks, it mit not be a black mold infection taking over your body. You might just have some nasty homeless Tana Mongeau lookin feet,
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2018-12-29 at 5:48 AM UTC
mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
CASPER, go easy man. Hang-Lo, and bring Lou.
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2018-12-29 at 5:58 AM UTC
There was a time when you and I would tell each other little lies to make the world of tomorrow seem a little brighter than today.
2018-12-29 at 6:11 AM UTC
Originally posted by mashlehash
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat.
If you say you're going to call her, she won't make a big deal out of you leaving in the morning.
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2018-12-29 at 9:54 AM UTC
HE PUT THE PUSSY ON THE CHAIN WAX!
2018-12-29 at 12:15 PM UTC
I ordered an apple in my breakfast yesterday just so I could fashion a pipe, because I was left weed with no pipe, and my little one hitter I was given before kinda fell apart because it was a cheap piece of shit. I pulled a couple screens outta my sink facet to keep my weed from falling through since all I mainly have is shake. I was feeling shitty this morning, so I grabbed a couple puffs. Security is pretty cool here, I've seen security walk by what was obviously people sparking/smoking up blunts as long as you're not right by the doors, and have some sense to stay off the main walking paths. I'm now stoned and I ate a vanilla yogurt and it was pretty good. I usually order blueberry, or strawberry.
2018-12-29 at 2:21 PM UTC
Hospitals are lame you've been there for a year
2018-12-29 at 2:21 PM UTC
GGG
victim of incest
[my veinlike two-fold aepyornidae]
So now you're destroying the hospital instead of just stealing from it. Nice.
2018-12-29 at 3:15 PM UTC
Originally posted by hydromorphone
I ordered an apple in my breakfast yesterday just so I could fashion a pipe, pulled a couple screens outta my sink facet
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2018-12-29 at 3:51 PM UTC
You shouldn't have to use a screen for an apple pipe, even if you just have shake.
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