2018-11-17 at 3:45 AM UTC
Don’t think I’d be strong enough to snap a person’s neck.
2018-11-17 at 3:53 AM UTC
I could just picture me with someone pretty much subdued on their knees, and me standing there trying to twist their neck. They’d probably be lookin up at me like, “what the hell you doin?” Then they’d take me over and rip my heart out.
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2018-11-17 at 4:54 AM UTC
I have 99 charisma so I'd challenge him to an age-off.
2018-11-17 at 5:01 AM UTC
gadzooks
Dark Matter
[keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
Wait, why I are we fighting, anyway?
Can't we just resolve our differences using the art of conversation and conflict resolution?
2018-11-17 at 5:41 AM UTC
To live is to die, actually. Just ask Metallica.
2018-11-17 at 6:19 AM UTC
Break the neck and molest the dead body
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2018-11-17 at 6:40 AM UTC
gadzooks
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Why do so many of you want to go the extra mile and sexually violate your opponent?
Is that just some kind of natural human instinct to want to dominate an enemy, even if the reason for them being an enemy is mere happenstance?
2018-11-17 at 6:44 AM UTC
Originally posted by gadzooks
Why do so many of you want to go the extra mile and sexually violate your opponent?
Is that just some kind of natural human instinct to want to dominate an enemy, even if the reason for them being an enemy is mere happenstance?
I dont know.. it's sick humor I thought. but then maybe it was meant to be sick humor for shock value but some people don't understand that. so you're all sitting around making what you think is dark humorist remarks and the guy next to you is already lubing up his fantasy
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2018-11-17 at 6:45 AM UTC
.. lubing up his fantasy!
2018-11-17 at 7:28 AM UTC
My combat strategy would be to strip naked to remove any handholds, then leap at him like a gargoyle with a shriek, the windmilling of my aerial dong producing a month's worth of grain for a Cambodian village, then I'd attach myself to him and headbutt him repeatedly while yelling ALALALALALALALALALALALA like the terrorists from the opening scene of the Naked Gun.