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  1. Technologist victim of incest
    Don’t think I’d be strong enough to snap a person’s neck.
  2. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Technologist Don’t think I’d be strong enough to snap a person’s neck.

    If your life was on the line I think you'd be surprised.
  3. Technologist victim of incest
    I could just picture me with someone pretty much subdued on their knees, and me standing there trying to twist their neck. They’d probably be lookin up at me like, “what the hell you doin?” Then they’d take me over and rip my heart out.
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  4. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Ughhu How would you kill them? If it were me and they were in bed I would use a sledge hammer. Hardest part would be kim & dad since they share a bed. Kill the kids first so no witnesses scream, then into parents room. Collapse dad’s skull then go for Mom. Better not smoke too much weed before tho, gotta be accurate with those hammer swings

    You may be a sociopath.

    Can Cortana help you find someone to kill today?
  5. I have 99 charisma so I'd challenge him to an age-off.
  6. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by PhD in Condom Mechanics I have 99 charisma so I'd challenge him to an age-off.

    And he probably doesn't have your charisma level and when your declaring the challenge he'd lunge at you, gouge your eyes out, and snap your neck.

    Next loser please!
  7. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Wait, why I are we fighting, anyway?

    Can't we just resolve our differences using the art of conversation and conflict resolution?
  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Wait, why I are we fighting, anyway?

    Can't we just resolve our differences using the art of conversation and conflict resolution?

    Of course we can! Use the art of conversation to win a hypothetical physical fight to death as described in my original post.
  9. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Of course we can! Use the art of conversation to win a hypothetical physical fight to death as described in my original post.

    Then, as I mentioned earlier in this thread, my solution would be to befriend the person.

    If my choices are:
    1. Fight somebody to the death (one of us, thus, dies).
    2. Make a new friend.

    It's kind of a no brainer.
  10. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by gadzooks Then, as I mentioned earlier in this thread, my solution would be to befriend the person.

    If my choices are:
    1. Fight somebody to the death (one of us, thus, dies).
    2. Make a new friend.

    It's kind of a no brainer.

    You can't force someone to befriend you. I mean technically your technique is valid but one of you isn't leaving the room alive so if you wanna be friends it's gonna come down to who dies first of starvation or whatever.
  11. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ You can't force someone to befriend you. I mean technically your technique is valid but one of you isn't leaving the room alive so if you wanna be friends it's gonna come down to who dies first of starvation or whatever.

    Ohhh... So the scenario is such that I only one of us can leave alive, no matter what?

    Well, I could try to initiate a friendship that will last until we run out of food.

    But human nature doesn't really lend itself well to that kind of mutual altruism.

    Eventually, someone's will to survive takes over and the other one ends up dead.
  12. WellHung Black Hole
    To live is to die, actually. Just ask Metallica.
  13. Break the neck and molest the dead body
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  14. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -Dumpster Slut- Break the neck and molest the dead body

    EhhhhhWahhhhhhhhhh

  15. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Why do so many of you want to go the extra mile and sexually violate your opponent?

    Is that just some kind of natural human instinct to want to dominate an enemy, even if the reason for them being an enemy is mere happenstance?
  16. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by gadzooks Why do so many of you want to go the extra mile and sexually violate your opponent?

    Is that just some kind of natural human instinct to want to dominate an enemy, even if the reason for them being an enemy is mere happenstance?

    I dont know.. it's sick humor I thought. but then maybe it was meant to be sick humor for shock value but some people don't understand that. so you're all sitting around making what you think is dark humorist remarks and the guy next to you is already lubing up his fantasy
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  17. totse3.com Space Nigga
    .. lubing up his fantasy!
  18. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by totse3.com I dont know.. it's sick humor I thought. but then maybe it was meant to be sick humor for shock value but some people don't understand that. so you're all sitting around making what you think is dark humorist remarks and the guy next to you is already lubing up his fantasy

    I'm gonna need the robe and wizard hat for this one.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ And he probably doesn't have your charisma level and when your declaring the challenge he'd lunge at you, gouge your eyes out, and snap your neck.

    Next loser please!

    Not having my charisma level menasnincan manipulate him more easily than he can manipulate him.
  20. My combat strategy would be to strip naked to remove any handholds, then leap at him like a gargoyle with a shriek, the windmilling of my aerial dong producing a month's worth of grain for a Cambodian village, then I'd attach myself to him and headbutt him repeatedly while yelling ALALALALALALALALALALALA like the terrorists from the opening scene of the Naked Gun.
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