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Fight to the death techniques

  1. 2018-11-14 at 11:12 PM UTC
    #1
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Say you had to you HAD to fight someone til one of you die and you're both equal in physical stuff and you don't get any weapons what do you think your technique would be to win?

    I feel like I'd probably try to fucking gouge their eyes out as soon as I could and then when they're writhing in pain I'd get all jacked up on the testosterone rush and try and snap their neck real quick.
  2. 2018-11-14 at 11:14 PM UTC
    #2
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    I'm not a fighter -- I'm a lover.
  3. 2018-11-14 at 11:15 PM UTC
    #3
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So you'd instantly lose. K
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  4. 2018-11-14 at 11:16 PM UTC
    #4
    Ghost Black Hole
    Sweep the leg and karate chop the throat.

    Double Lariat followed by a roundhouse kick
  5. 2018-11-14 at 11:17 PM UTC
    #5
    Dregs African Astronaut [that freakishly double-edged allmouth]
    this may seriously incriminate me so i refuse to answer...

    all i will say is i am completely justified...in the end.
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  6. 2018-11-14 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #6
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Leg sweeps and love? That's the best you fuckers got? This crowd wants a PERFORMANCE.
  7. 2018-11-14 at 11:19 PM UTC
    #7
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    Originally posted by mmQ So you'd instantly lose. K

    Prove it!
  8. 2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
    #8
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    I'd use my social skills and charisma to befriend them and, then, 80 years later, when we're old friends in a retirement home, I'd switch his meds with poison or some shit.
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  9. 2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
    #9
    Item 9 African Astronaut
    Try to block/dodge the opponets attacking moves while also trying to land the most devastating attack moves on them.
  10. 2018-11-14 at 11:27 PM UTC
    #10
    Technologist victim of incest
    Gad,
    You’re a patient man.

    80 years???
  11. 2018-11-14 at 11:28 PM UTC
    #11
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by gadzooks I'd use my social skills and charisma to befriend them and, then, 80 years later, when we're old friends in a retirement home, I'd switch his meds with poison or some shit.

    I'm just playin' though. That is some Machiavellian/Shakespearean shit.

    I'd do the same, but stay friends until we die of old age.
  12. 2018-11-14 at 11:28 PM UTC
    #12
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by Technologist Gad,
    You’re a patient man.

    80 years???

    Long con is best con.
  13. 2018-11-14 at 11:30 PM UTC
    #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Jesus shit I'd wrek all of you
  14. 2018-11-14 at 11:33 PM UTC
    #14
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    How long have we been friends now, sweety?

    2000 or 2001? Was it after 911? Nope. It was before, wasn't it? smile
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  15. 2018-11-14 at 11:34 PM UTC
    #15
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Ever seent those people who spell sweety as sweaty and they're like Awww ur such a sweaty and then ur like uhhhh that's fucking retarded, I'm a SWEATY? and you're an asshole even though they meant to call you a sweety and it's just awkward for everyone
  16. 2018-11-14 at 11:35 PM UTC
    #16
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by mmQ Ever seent those people who spell sweety as sweaty and they're like Awww ur such a sweaty and then ur like uhhhh that's fucking retarded, I'm a SWEATY? and you're an asshole even though they meant to call you a sweety and it's just awkward for everyone

    Aww, my sweaty sweety.
  17. 2018-11-14 at 11:37 PM UTC
    #17
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer How long have we been friends now, sweety?

    2000 or 2001? Was it after 911? Nope. It was before, wasn't it? smile

    I don't have friends.

    Actually I do, and I miss them, and I know most of them since pre-9/11.

    You just got me all sentimental.

    I even shed a tear.
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  18. 2018-11-14 at 11:40 PM UTC
    #18
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    But who luvs ya, babe? muah😍
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  19. 2018-11-14 at 11:44 PM UTC
    #19
    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    Originally posted by cupocheer But who luvs ya, babe? muah😍

    You?
  20. 2018-11-14 at 11:50 PM UTC
    #20
    cupocheer Space Nigga [unwillingly condescend the dp]
    OF COURSE, SWEETY?

    When have you ever known me to be false in my statements?
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