Fight to the death techniques

1. 2018-11-16 at 1:18 AM UTC

   #61
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i dont look at my asshole,
   
   i rub it with my fingers under running waters after i shat.
   
   and its hairless, smooth and tight.

   
   You're a Muslim, too??
2. 2018-11-16 at 1:20 AM UTC

   #62
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You're a Muslim, too??

   
   thats just like saying people who englishes is an english.
   
   one can shit the islamic way and not being a mooseleem.
3. 2018-11-16 at 1:22 AM UTC

   #63
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny thats just like saying people who englishes is an english.
   
   one can shit the islamic way and not being a mooseleem.

   
   You must save a hell of a lot of cash on toilet paper.
4. 2018-11-16 at 1:30 AM UTC

   #64
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You must save a hell of a lot of cash on toilet paper.

   
   havent used toilet paper on my ass since 2000 and 3.
5. 2018-11-16 at 1:51 AM UTC

   #65
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny you watched too many cartoons.

   
   You try too hard to be funny.
   
   
   
   .
6. 2018-11-16 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #66
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny havent used toilet paper on my ass since 2000 and 3.

   
   I certainly hope you have a bidet.
7. 2018-11-16 at 1:55 AM UTC

   #67
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny and its hairless, smooth and tight.

   
   That is how most gays asses are. No proper hetero has an ass like that.
   
   
   
   .
8. 2018-11-16 at 1:57 AM UTC

   #68
   

   gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

   Originally posted by Narc That is how most gays asses are. No proper hetero has an ass like that.

   
   Something, something... how would you know that?
   
   But for real though, why do you always do multiple newlines and then a period at the end of every post?
9. 2018-11-16 at 2:09 AM UTC

   #69
   

   Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]

   Originally posted by gadzooks Something, something… how would you know that?
   
   But for real though, why do you always do multiple newlines and then a period at the end of every post?

   
   Because I am a hetero
   
   Because being the big man on these boards I require the extra space.
   
   
   
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   • gadzooks
10. 2018-11-16 at 2:27 AM UTC

    #70
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc Because I am a hetero
    
    Because being the big man on these boards I require the extra space.
    
    
    
    .

    
    That makes absolutely no rational sense.
    
    But I Thanked it because it's your thing.
    
    Everyone has a signature.
    
    Yours is the bloody time of the month pre-menopausal women go through a circular (square-shaped?) punctuation mark.
11. 2018-11-16 at 2:36 AM UTC

    #71
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I been doing it since zoklet. It pissed everyone off, like some even posted death threats, lol. So I do it now coz it pisses a lot of y'all off.
    
    
    
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12. 2018-11-16 at 3:01 AM UTC

    #72
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc I been doing it since zoklet. It pissed everyone off, like some even posted death threats, lol. So I do it now coz it pisses a lot of y'all off.

    
    Well, death threats over a square pixel at the end of a post seems a bit extreme.
    
    Not gonna lie, it gets a bit annoying, but I assure you I have no death wishes upon you for it.
    
    You keep doing you.
13. 2018-11-16 at 3:03 AM UTC

    #73
    

    Narc Naturally Camouflaged [connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
    I'm glad it annoys you.
    
    
    
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14. 2018-11-16 at 3:16 AM UTC

    #74
    

    gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]

    Originally posted by Narc I'm glad it annoys you.

    
    I said "annoys me". It doesn't straight up fuck up my day.
    
    You're just an instigator, aren't you?
15. 2018-11-16 at 2:42 PM UTC

    #75
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    
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16. 2018-11-16 at 6:58 PM UTC

    #76
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by gadzooks I certainly hope you have a bidet.

    
    nope.
    
    theres a regular garden hose attached to one of my shower room tap and i use it to hose down my asshole, partially pinching the hose end for added pressure.
    
    then i take a shower and thats when i rub it gently to remove stuborn stains until its clean.
17. 2018-11-16 at 7 PM UTC

    #77
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc That is how most gays asses are. No proper hetero has an ass like that.
    
    
    
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    how many asian mens asses have you seen ?
18. 2018-11-16 at 7:03 PM UTC

    #78
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Narc Because being the big man on these boards I require the extra space.
    
    
    
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    thats called compensating for the lack of bigness IRL, real or imagined.
19. 2018-11-16 at 7:09 PM UTC

    #79
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ Say you had to you HAD to fight someone til one of you die and you're both equal in physical stuff and you don't get any weapons what do you think your technique would be to win?
    
    I feel like I'd probably try to fucking gouge their eyes out as soon as I could and then when they're writhing in pain I'd get all jacked up on the testosterone rush and try and snap their neck real quick.

    
    You're a faggot aahahahahahahhahahaha
20. 2018-11-16 at 7:26 PM UTC

    #80
    

    totse3.com Space Nigga

    Originally posted by mmQ Say you had to you HAD to fight someone til one of you die and you're both equal in physical stuff and you don't get any weapons what do you think your technique would be to win?
    
    I feel like I'd probably try to fucking gouge their eyes out as soon as I could and then when they're writhing in pain I'd get all jacked up on the testosterone rush and try and snap their neck real quick.

    
    let them pound on you while laying against the rope.. if equal strength in measures.. then I suppose rope-a-dope till they tucker out and then move in with all the fucking fury you haz?