2018-11-17 at 12:46 AM UTC
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
clippin Nigga's wit my dodge works just fine
2018-11-17 at 2:33 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Ball/pussy kick and throat punch to follow. Then mount and choke them out. What’s done with the corpse doesn’t need to be spoken of
2018-11-17 at 2:34 AM UTC
I would just smoke weed and defuse the situation and then break into their house when they sleep later that night and murder their entire family
2018-11-17 at 3:07 AM UTC
I said no weapons allowed. This includes any outside materials including weed.
2018-11-17 at 3:13 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Would blowing out the pilot light on the gas stove/furnace be considered a weapon?
2018-11-17 at 3:20 AM UTC
There wouldn't be a stove to begin with. Empty room locked doors you and the other person both are naked.
2018-11-17 at 3:23 AM UTC
Oh, so now we’re nakey? Well that just puts a whole new spin on things.
I wonder if it’s advantageous to be a man, or woman? Hmmmmm.
2018-11-17 at 3:25 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
Well if we’re naked I’d use my cock like the baseball bat it is and beat them to death
2018-11-17 at 3:27 AM UTC
You better be sportin a whiffle ball bat! Lol
2018-11-17 at 3:28 AM UTC
Ok you'll keep in mind that the other person has the same size anatomy as you and also wants to not die.
2018-11-17 at 3:31 AM UTC
Ughhu
Tuskegee Airman
[tepidly antiquate my affinity]
So it’s an old fashioned sword fight to the death your saying?
2018-11-17 at 3:34 AM UTC
If you wanna go that route sure. Swing your sword at me and I'm just gonna grab it and twist that shit off before gouging your eyes out and snapping your neck.
2018-11-17 at 3:43 AM UTC
So you could reach right down and snap MY neck. Nah playa. Nah.