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  1. STL1 two days behind everyone else as usual...hey old man we are talking about red haired giants now...
  2. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Lindsay Lohan's snatch?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  3. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    I wonder how many whole Lannys the giant could eat in a single sitting.
  4. Originally posted by -SpectraL I wonder how many whole Lannys the giant could eat in a single sitting.

    That's a big meal...even for a giant
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson That's a big meal…even for a giant

    I'd guess he could eat at least five Lannys in a single sitting, not counting the heads, feet, hands, scalps, peckers and buttholes.
  6. Originally posted by -SpectraL not counting the heads, feet, hands, scalps, peckers and buttholes.

    We call that a "Big Mac" in these here parts.
  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL The technology really does comes from the real aliens, but mostly from the bad ones, who want to meddle and interfere in natural human evolution. The goods ones don't share the technology and allow humans to progress on their own. Both the good aliens and the bad aliens are brothers and come from the same family, but the bad ones have been marooned here by the good ones.

    oh, you got that backward.

    the good ones are the one who intervened and saved us from doom like how conservationists try to save the pandas.

    the bad ones are the one that said humanity deserves their fate raw.
  8. What about the chaotic neutral ones?
  9. Originally posted by -SpectraL Such as the computer chip.

    no, it has to be petroleum and internal combustion engines.

    the real aliens expats were actually the first tribe of israel, and the egyptian, knowing thier possesion of suprerior technologies, abducted them to 'help' in their building of pyramids and spinxes.

    they, the aliens had been a regular eco tourist to earth for a very long time, building monumental monuments as their 'i was here/we were here' sign in the form of stonehenge and a many other unexplainable monuments until their fateful capture by the egyptians.

    they were only saved by the next batch of alien eco tourists who rained down the 7 plague against the egyptians to get the egyptians to release their hostages but by then these first tribe had miscegenated and are too contaminated to be brought home to their alien planet.

    so now they are here, with us.
  10. Originally posted by aldra A population needs at least 1000 or so to sustain itself (assuming they're not ginger terminators or genies or something), and something that weighs 11000 pouns (500-600 kilos?) would need to consume a fuckload of biomass, specifically forcing them to forage far and wide in the desert. I don't see how it'd be possible for something like this to only be discovered now.

    how familiar are you with helmand or other afghan outbacks ?
  11. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What about the chaotic neutral ones?

    There are no neutral ones. These are perfect beings. Everything they do is deliberate and carefully calculated.
  12. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Nah there are even 50 cal handguns..Desert Eagle.

    [vps://youtu.be/uyUP4Ac_bb8?t=288

    Nice body for a 50yr old.

    because you can shoot a .50 BMG out of a desert eagle.
  13. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL I've not met a real Martian as yet. Still waiting for a knock on the door.

    maybe the aliens are us in these triangulism dimensions that Ghost is throwing at me. the fractal us of cracked mirrors of a portal existence we can never truly find. like being in a glass house with mirrors and you see a distorted you looking a different way, and try to walk to yourself (but it looks like someone else) and you walk into a glass wall and realized as you moved and stopped.. it did so at the exact same moment.
  14. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by totse3.com maybe the aliens are us in these triangulism dimensions that Ghost is throwing at me. the fractal us of cracked mirrors of a portal existence we can never truly find. like being in a glass house with mirrors and you see a distorted you looking a different way, and try to walk to yourself (but it looks like someone else) and you walk into a glass wall and realized as you moved and stopped.. it did so at the exact same moment.

    too much LSD again.
  15. totse3.com Space Nigga
    Originally posted by infinityshock too much LSD again.

    Get onboard with his conversation

    come on infinity. tell us some weird shit you experienced that you had a hard time telling others.
  16. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by totse3.com come on infinity. tell us some weird shit you experienced that you had a hard time telling others.

    You really sure you're ready for that kind of information?
  17. fukitall88 Yung Blood
    Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine Shut the fuck up bitch

    I'll break you spine and make you bleed profusely out of your anus, kid!
  18. PrettyHateMachine African Astronaut
    Originally posted by fukitall88 I'll break you spine and make you bleed profusely out of your anus, kid!

    I'll stick my dick into your eye socket and then after I ejaculate it'll be dripping out of your anus
  19. gadzooks Dark Matter [keratinize my mild-tasting blossoming]
    ITG overload over here.
  20. totse3.com Space Nigga
    no iterations to stupidity 2 posts above.
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