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  1. Rizzo in a box African Astronaut [the rapidly lightproof ovariectomy]
    Originally posted by Sophie Why not both? For my part, i love Fent, but fent rewired my brain because i've been addicted to the stuff in the past.

    fentanyl is dirty, synthetic, and german(don't quote me on that). like methadone. its jut not fun. oxy gives you a nice fun euphoria and you're like ah yeah this is why I take drugs. fentanyl you're just scratching yourself bloody raw when you're not passed out
  2. T-PAIN pleasantly surprises me with just how good it feels at lower/mid doses. At high doses it feels like f. Itchy & angry with low euphoria. Don't have any urge to do it again, though.
  3. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Hydrofuckingmorphone rewired my brain
  4. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    tell her to fix it
  5. RisiR † 29 Autism
    Trailer-park buttfuck.
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  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What kind of sadist convinces a teenage Mexican to hitchhike across the country so she can watch her husband butt fuck him in a trailer and then convince him she's carrying his baby?

    The whole §m£ÂgØL hydro saga is extremely cringey but still funny to me
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  7. RisiR † 29 Autism
    She also pulled a gun on him and made him do the dishes with his beer because she likes the smell of it.

    Not the beer but working Mexicans. There was no running water in the trailer so he was forced to use his Zok's light.
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  8. I just remember when they both incoherently talked about sexing hydro's dogs.

    §m£ÂgØL was much more squishy back then. I think the overall experience helped him grow deeply and widely.

    There's a fountain flowing deep and wide. (Deep and wide)
  9. Pondered over some more evidence that my sister may be slightly autistic/moderate emotional problems

    Put me in Coach
    Im ready today
    Tosay

    Tonight is the tnight, tonight is the only night. The only night is tonight because tonight we will tonight until the night is tonight
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    everybody have fun tonight
    everybody Wang Chung tonight
  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    tonight is the night is the night of love

    Together forever I can't get enough.

    I can't get enough.

    I can't get enough, uff, uff, uff,

    Uffufffufffufuffufufufufufuf

    FU
  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    §m£ÂgØL X Hydro is really the gift that just keeps on giving. I honestly never thought I'd live to see that calibre of forum drama. I mean I think we all know this by now but simply reciting the unexaggerated facts of the situation are enough to either make you bust out laughing of pause in awe that this actually happened. And there's always a new chapter, a new lover, a new DIY medical operation to keep you coming back.

    I actually understand why §m£ÂgØL wrote a book about it because fuck me if anyone could write fiction weirder than that shit.
  13. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by DietPiano I just remember when they both incoherently talked about sexing hydro's dogs.

    §m£ÂgØL was much more squishy back then. I think the overall experience helped him grow deeply and widely.

    There's a fountain flowing deep and wide. (Deep and wide)

    What the fuck is wrong with the power of the time and I want you to be able to notice by the end of this year that you are a special brand of retard to the world he made his bid for the future of the most technologically forward and he will be adopted into the future of the future of the family contain phytotoxins of your generation of the world considers nudity deviant and the fat girls will take anything to the hospital right now if you have any questions about the research project or the trippyness of the jwh program that you can use cilantro to make a false rape claim
  14. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by Lanny
    §m£ÂgØL X Hydro is really the gift that just keeps on giving. I honestly never thought I'd live to see that calibre of forum drama. I mean I think we all know this by now but simply reciting the unexaggerated facts of the situation are enough to either make you bust out laughing of pause in awe that this actually happened. And there's always a new chapter, a new lover, a new DIY medical operation to keep you coming back.

    I actually understand why §m£ÂgØL wrote a book about it because fuck me if anyone could write fiction weirder than that shit.

    Hopefully hydro is dead and I can publish the full 1,337 page memoir
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Hopefully hydro is dead and I can publish the full 1,337 page memoir

    hahahahhaha i get it. post the fucking hiked into conception story. we all are BEGGING to read it. just let it happen §m£ÂgØL, stop being so weird about it.
  16. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Yeah dude, that would totes be like the second ebook I ever bought in my life. I feel like there can't be many more embarrassing details to share, we've heard a lot, we just want to hear it from the horse's mouth.
  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Also if there's a second edition that covers the post hitchiking adventure I'd double down and buy that too.
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I should just make a book of all my posts from 2013 to now. "THE TALE OF A MAN'S MENTAL DECOMPOSITION.' Someone might buy it.
  19. Made 60 bucks today cuz Activision/Blizzard announced Call of Duty: Rise of Black how an nigger-story of a negroe immigrant make it through the hood by participating in a transgender rally during black lives Matter

    Announced they're coming out with a battle royale mode. My pointless knowledge of video game trends will leade me to fin sec.
    Bought 13 more shares.
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  20. RestStop Space Nigga
    Dang that underage snatch tho!

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