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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-09-12 at 3:30 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 3:32 AM UTCHow exactly did "Patron Saint of Pedophiles" come about?
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2018-09-12 at 3:34 AM UTCcracked out and sleepless in seattle
got drunk and barfed on my shadowThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 3:42 AM UTCpirate music? sea shanties? I love sea shanties, great drinking music
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2018-09-12 at 3:50 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:15 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:18 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:19 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:26 AM UTCthis isn't really a sea shanty but i think it might qualify as pirate music
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2018-09-12 at 4:29 AM UTCPIRATE METAL NOW!!!!
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2018-09-12 at 4:33 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:36 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 4:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie PIRATE METAL NOW!!!!
Lol, Alestorm is great
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I needThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:45 AM UTCInb4 somali dead eye death trance or whatever they listen to. Their starving bellies and teeth grinding from khat
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2018-09-12 at 4:47 AM UTCHam time.
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2018-09-12 at 4:48 AM UTC
Originally posted by stare rape Lol, Alestorm is great
When I come back from a mighty quest
I have no need for sleep or rest
I head to a tavern for a drink
And get so drunk I cannot think
A wench by my side and a jug of mead
These are the things that I most need
So I sit back and sing this song
And drink and party all night long
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Hey! Hey! More wenches and mead
Hey! Hey! I want more wenches
Lots of wenches is what I need
Ever drink mead? It's hella lit, as the kids say.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:55 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Ever drink mead? It's hella lit, as the kids say.
I've tried a lot of mead but honestly as a big-time consumer of honey, I haven't had any that really does it justice.
btw a book you should read SACRED and HERBAL HEALING BEERS the secrets of ancient fermentation by Stephen Harrod buhner (pretty sure you can find a pdf with an easy search). lots of interesting information about all sorts of ancient alcoholic and herbed/drugged up drinks. chapter two is all about mead, what I found totally fascinating is that way that ancient people would make mead. it was kinda ghetto, giant fucking cauldron of boiling water, throw ENTIRE HIVE, pupae, larvae, propolis, LIVE BEES, royal jelly, everything is just thrown into it. that's not just an alcoholic drink, that's a protein shake. no wonder it was the drink of the fucking gods! immortality!
BRING BACK THE OLD ONES
btw hops was banned in the use of beer in germany for hundreds of years until like the 1400s or so. many other herbs were used instead, hops was thought to make people sedated and dumb and infertileThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 4:56 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 5:04 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box I've tried a lot of mead but honestly as a big-time consumer of honey, I haven't had any that really does it justice.
btw a book you should read SACRED and HERBAL HEALING BEERS the secrets of ancient fermentation by Stephen Harrod buhner (pretty sure you can find a pdf with an easy search). lots of interesting information about all sorts of ancient alcoholic and herbed/drugged up drinks. chapter two is all about mead, what I found totally fascinating is that way that ancient people would make mead. it was kinda ghetto, giant fucking cauldron of boiling water, throw ENTIRE HIVE, pupae, larvae, propolis, LIVE BEES, royal jelly, everything is just thrown into it. that's not just an alcoholic drink, that's a protein shake. no wonder it was the drink of the fucking gods! immortality!
BRING BACK THE OLD ONES
btw hops was banned in the use of beer in germany for hundreds of years until like the 1400s or so. many other herbs were used instead, hops was thought to make people sedated and dumb and infertile
That's pretty interesting actually. I might look it up. Also, how the hell did they not get stung to death, lol, entire hive in a cauldron. -
2018-09-12 at 5:30 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie That's pretty interesting actually. I might look it up. Also, how the hell did they not get stung to death, lol, entire hive in a cauldron.
"The original meads, made with angry bees included, certainly appear similar to the making of Apis. It seems quite likely that bee venomn was an active component of ancient healing meads."
looks like getting stung might be a feature, not a bugThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
