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2018-09-12 at 5:31 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 5:40 AM UTCI've had a small screwdriver inside my rectum since last wednesday.thursday? Really don't wanna have to go to the hospital for this
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2018-09-12 at 5:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Lmfao.
yeah what we consider beer or mead is nothing similar at all to what our ancestors in europe drank. I think the only thing that is still basically the same is wine, although we have lots of modern methods for tweaking wine to taste better/last longer/blah blah, today it's roughly the same as it was. Beer and mead are nothing alike. Can't even imagine some german peasant from the 1100s drinking some coors light, lol. would probably accuse you of trying to poison them. -
2018-09-12 at 5:50 AM UTC
Originally posted by RestStop I've had a small screwdriver inside my rectum since last wednesday.thursday? Really don't wanna have to go to the hospital for this
Try coming up with horrible insults and bullying it and yelling at the screwdriver to see if you can provoke it into feeling so uncomfortable around you that it forfeits the warm comfort of your boy pussy and bails.
Or magnets? Maybe some pliers, astroglide and a stiff drink?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 6:10 AM UTCOy gevalt you goys! I got a date with the pharm tech girl and even though she's ugly i know i am going to walk away happy.
BEE ARE BEEThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-09-12 at 6:17 AM UTC
Originally posted by Sophie Oy gevalt you goys! I got a date with the pharm tech girl and even though she's ugly i know i am going to walk away happy.
BEE ARE BEE
she's ugly? or you've just seen her without makeup?
speaking of whamen, what the fuck is with guys and their standards? it seems like shit has absolutely plummeted. I know people that aren't even slightly ashamed of dating fat chicks (not thicc, or chubby and cute, just FAT). men I used to think were absolute players (fit, over six foot, DJs, cocaine, that sort) fight each other over chicks that are kind cute if you're drunk and you squint.
I live mostly as a hermit and silence is sacred to me, but occasionally I go outside and reconnect with my friends in various places and everytime it blows my fucking mind. Is everyone just ugly and fat now? the fuck is wrong with people. -
2018-09-12 at 6:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box she's ugly? or you've just seen her without makeup?
speaking of whamen, what the fuck is with guys and their standards? it seems like shit has absolutely plummeted. I know people that aren't even slightly ashamed of dating fat chicks (not thicc, or chubby and cute, just FAT). men I used to think were absolute players (fit, over six foot, DJs, cocaine, that sort) fight each other over chicks that are kind cute if you're drunk and you squint.
I live mostly as a hermit and silence is sacred to me, but occasionally I go outside and reconnect with my friends in various places and everytime it blows my fucking mind. Is everyone just ugly and fat now? the fuck is wrong with people.
They were probably hot when they first met
At this point it seems to be almost an American women's tradition to get fat and refuse sex after you've been with someone for a couple years -
2018-09-12 at 6:49 AM UTC
Originally posted by stare rape They were probably hot when they first met
At this point it seems to be almost an American women's tradition to get fat and refuse sex after you've been with someone for a couple years
most fat chicks seem to me to be pumped full of hormones(T more than E) and ready to fuck (I've done terrible things for a drink). nobody wants to sleep with someone they're with, your genes want to spread and they care very little about your morality. outside of a strong social system than shuns promiscuous behavior (will never happen since sex = money), people are just going to lie and fuck as much as they can. those fat chicks are probably getting thousands of swipes on tinder because guys today are useless thirsty bastards -
2018-09-12 at 7:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box yeah what we consider beer or mead is nothing similar at all to what our ancestors in europe drank. I think the only thing that is still basically the same is wine, although we have lots of modern methods for tweaking wine to taste better/last longer/blah blah, today it's roughly the same as it was. Beer and mead are nothing alike. Can't even imagine some german peasant from the 1100s drinking some coors light, lol. would probably accuse you of trying to poison them.
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2018-09-12 at 7:04 AM UTCFuck I had a whole long thing written
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2018-09-12 at 7:04 AM UTCSometimes I wish I keylogged myself
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2018-09-12 at 7:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL Sometimes I wish I keylogged myself
yeah ive had posts deleted so much that anything that I spend more than ten minutes writing on I save to a txt or whatever sort of file
if it only took a couple minutes to write and it was like a paragraph im not too salty because I could probably rewrite it better the second time, but anything beyond that is just rage -
2018-09-12 at 8:07 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box she's ugly? or you've just seen her without makeup?
speaking of whamen, what the fuck is with guys and their standards? it seems like shit has absolutely plummeted. I know people that aren't even slightly ashamed of dating fat chicks (not thicc, or chubby and cute, just FAT). men I used to think were absolute players (fit, over six foot, DJs, cocaine, that sort) fight each other over chicks that are kind cute if you're drunk and you squint.
I live mostly as a hermit and silence is sacred to me, but occasionally I go outside and reconnect with my friends in various places and everytime it blows my fucking mind. Is everyone just ugly and fat now? the fuck is wrong with people.
Haha, the joke was that i was about to pick up some fent and oxy, my gf got a script. She actually can make do with a lot less but i coached her into playing the doctor like a fiddle. And i don't mean blowjobs. -
2018-09-12 at 8:09 AM UTCNeedless to say i'm pretty mellow right now.
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2018-09-12 at 8:21 AM UTCi hope off of the oxy. fentanyl is dirty and not fun.
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2018-09-12 at 9:09 AM UTCTwo pages late but here to say yall need to step up your beer game. Corona is sorta tolerable I guess but the aftertaste has distinct notes of urine and sam adams is like drinking a loaf of bread.
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2018-09-12 at 9:29 AM UTC
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2018-09-12 at 9:47 AM UTC
hashtag shithole countries -
2018-09-12 at 10:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Rizzo in a box beer is shit, drink wine
I used to drink a lot of wine but I've kinda lost my taste for whites and dry reds and I never really liked fruitier reds. I don't know why, it just stopped tasting good for some reason. I'll open a bottle now and then and have a glass a night for a couple days but usually don't end up finishing it whereas I could kill most of a bottle in a night without trying before.
I don't eat a lot of food that pairs particularly well with reds anymore so that may be part of it, although I never had trouble drinking wine without eating.
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2018-09-12 at 10:16 AM UTC
