The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-10 at 2:34 PM UTC

   #3421
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   i smoke datura sometimes for real its good filler for a joint and it grows everywhere
   
   the time i ate datura i rolled in poo
2. 2018-09-10 at 2:54 PM UTC

   #3422
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   my piss smells like a chemical weapons lab
   
   that cannot be healthy
3. 2018-09-10 at 3:01 PM UTC

   #3423
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by stare rape my piss smells like a chemical weapons lab
   
   that cannot be healthy

   
   You have to drink more water.
4. 2018-09-10 at 3:10 PM UTC

   #3424
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by -SpectraL You have to drink more water.

   
   Hmm, I thought I was getting enough but you may be right. I'll probably go ahead and take some magnesium as well
5. 2018-09-10 at 3:11 PM UTC

   #3425
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   You have to drink more semi-nigger piss.
6. 2018-09-10 at 3:13 PM UTC

   #3426
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by stare rape Hmm, I thought I was getting enough but you may be right. I'll probably go ahead and take some magnesium as well

   
   You drink the piss,as well. Don't be wasteful.
7. 2018-09-10 at 3:14 PM UTC

   #3427
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by RisiR † You drink the piss,as well. Don't be wasteful.

   
   Lol, I'd probably OD
8. 2018-09-10 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #3428
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   If you don't drink enough water, your kidneys get overworked, your piss ends up smelling like two-week-old dead rats, and other organs can be damaged.
9. 2018-09-10 at 3:25 PM UTC

   #3429
   

   Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut
   I like when I piss out foam it's like a island of crystallized drug metabolites
10. 2018-09-10 at 3:30 PM UTC

    #3430
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by RisiR † You drink the piss,as well. Don't be wasteful.

    
    no, spectral drinks the piss
11. 2018-09-10 at 3:31 PM UTC

    #3431
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Is foamy piss not normal? I'm always worried when it comes out clear.
12. 2018-09-10 at 3:35 PM UTC

    #3432
    

    Glokula's Homabla African Astronaut

    Originally posted by RisiR † Is foamy piss not normal? I'm always worried when it comes out clear.

    
    observe your piss very carefully, observe it like the microexpressions on your lover's face. perhaps even use a microscope to analyze foam samples. when you do different drugs, the structure of the foam will be different, as long as you did enough and the drug is excreted renally
13. 2018-09-10 at 3:36 PM UTC

    #3433
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by RisiR † You have to drink more semi-nigger piss.

    
    So you're saying I should drink Budweiser instead of Stella?
14. 2018-09-10 at 3:54 PM UTC

    #3434
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by Glokula's Homabla observe your piss very carefully, observe it like the microexpressions on your lover's face. perhaps even use a microscope to analyze foam samples. when you do different drugs, the structure of the foam will be different, as long as you did enough and the drug is excreted renally

    
    What about foamy sbit, doctor?
15. 2018-09-10 at 3:56 PM UTC

    #3435
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism

    Originally posted by stare rape So you're saying I should drink Budweiser instead of Stella?

    
    US beer jokes are lost on me. All of your beer is literally Zok's piss.
    
    What's your favorite brand, Spectral?
16. 2018-09-10 at 4:12 PM UTC

    #3436
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Yeah, you can't find any beer above 5% here that doesn't taste like someone poured a couple shots of cheap tequila in a Budweiser unless you go to specialized stores
    
    Stella is good, but it's not very strong and it's rather expensive
17. 2018-09-10 at 4:14 PM UTC

    #3437
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Spectral seems like a rollin rock or Heinekin guy to me
18. 2018-09-10 at 4:29 PM UTC

    #3438
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Corona Extra. Tall cans.
19. 2018-09-10 at 4:34 PM UTC

    #3439
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Corona is definitely one of the better widely available beers in the US
20. 2018-09-10 at 7:21 PM UTC

    #3440
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Corona is Mexican import you niggers. Budweiser is shit. In fact, all American beer is shit. If you want some fancy high proof beer get a Belgian one, or if you want a good solid beer with great taste you can't go wrong with a good Dutch or German beer.