The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-09-09 at 2:22 PM UTC

   #3381
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   No, that's just a word-enhancement.
   
   You have no real life story you can share?
2. 2018-09-09 at 2:46 PM UTC

   #3382
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by RisiR † No, that's just a word-enhancement.
   
   You have no real life story you can share?

   
   That would be nice, but since you hate me I can't do that.
3. 2018-09-09 at 3:09 PM UTC

   #3383
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   I don't hate you. We are just busting eachother's balls like friends do as far as I'm concerned. Sorry if I gave that impression.
   
   If you shared something personal instead of the same old forum shit we have all heard a blingzillion times people would have an easier time connecting to you. I don't think anyone here hates you.
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4. 2018-09-09 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #3384
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Why are u saying that?
5. 2018-09-09 at 3:16 PM UTC

   #3385
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

   Originally posted by RisiR † I don't hate you. We are just busting eachother's balls like friends do as far as I'm concerned. Sorry if I gave that impression.
   
   If you shared something personal instead of the same old forum shit we have all heard a blingzillion times people would have an easier time connecting to you. I don't think anyone here hates you.

   
   Exactly. Joking is fine and all speccy, but if you only do it when people are clearly going through rough times it gets tiresome quick
6. 2018-09-09 at 3:18 PM UTC

   #3386
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by stare rape Exactly. Joking is fine and all speccy, but if you only do it when people are clearly going through rough times it gets tiresome quick

   
   But that seems to be right when it's the most fun. :(
7. 2018-09-09 at 3:37 PM UTC

   #3387
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Damn, I need to stay the fuck away from this shit
   
   Got home at 4, spent three hours reading pointless fan theories about something nobody has cared about in over a decade, another two hours looking at motorcycles on Craigslist and another almost three hours looking at t shirts on ebay
   
   An entire fucking morning wasted
   
   Although I guess it's better for my mental health than what I used to do whenever I took potent stimulants
8. 2018-09-09 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #3388
   stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
   Never mind, apparently those are actual emojis, not embedded smilies. I didn't even know we had those.
9. 2018-09-09 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #3389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by stare rape Damn, I need to stay the fuck away from this shit
   
   Got home at 4, spent three hours reading pointless fan theories about something nobody has cared about in over a decade, another two hours looking at motorcycles on Craigslist and another almost three hours looking at t shirts on ebay
   
   An entire fucking morning wasted

   
   That's how most of my days have gone for this summer or longer.
   
   Even planning ti do something as trivial as playing video games usually gets pushed off for more internet faggotry
10. 2018-09-09 at 4:15 PM UTC

    #3390
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    
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11. 2018-09-09 at 5:18 PM UTC

    #3391
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    SWIM is very anxious regarding an upcoming pregnancy test. Very anxious.
12. 2018-09-09 at 5:21 PM UTC

    #3392
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by Sudo SWIM is very anxious regarding an upcoming pregnancy test. Very anxious.

    
    lol, when are modern men going to learn that bareback is not worth the risk unless you're sterilized
13. 2018-09-09 at 9:56 PM UTC

    #3393
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stare rape lol, when are modern men going to learn that bareback is not worth the risk unless you're sterilized

    
    People will never stop thinking with their dick instead of their brain.
14. 2018-09-09 at 10:04 PM UTC

    #3394
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stare rape lol, when are modern men going to learn that bareback is not worth the risk unless you're sterilized

    
    I raw dogged a random chick last night and cummed inside her twice.
    
    It's worth it cause life is fucking boring sometimes.
15. 2018-09-09 at 10:11 PM UTC

    #3395
    𝔸𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕣 Yung Blood
    [ERROR CODE 541-GEHRFAUST]
16. 2018-09-09 at 10:24 PM UTC

    #3396
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thinking more and more about the theory that everthing is math, that math is everything
    
    
    
    BECOME malice
17. 2018-09-09 at 10:37 PM UTC

    #3397
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Thinking more and more about the theory that everthing is math, that math is everything
    
    
    
    BECOME malice

    
    
18. 2018-09-10 at 12:49 AM UTC

    #3398
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)

    Originally posted by DietPiano Thinking more and more about the theory that everthing is math, that math is everything
    
    
    
    BECOME malice

    
    At this point I'm kinda torn between "reality is a simulation" and "we're all astral beings vibrating on different frequencies, and we can only see and understand that which is on our frequency"
    
    I'm doing a terrible job of trying to explain the second one, and I'm making it sound retarded. Anybody know what I'm talking about? What do they call that?
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19. 2018-09-10 at 1:02 AM UTC

    #3399
    

    RisiR † 29 Autism
    I think retarded explains that really well.
20. 2018-09-10 at 2:38 AM UTC

    #3400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by stare rape At this point I'm kinda torn between "reality is a simulation" and "we're all astral beings vibrating on different frequencies, and we can only see and understand that which is on our frequency"
    
    I'm doing a terrible job of trying to explain the second one, and I'm making it sound retarded. Anybody know what I'm talking about? What do they call that?

    
    Simulation makes sense to me only if the simulation occurs from computers outside the scope of our "universe".
    
    Aliens dropping off simulations on Earth is fantasy.
    
    Connected matter/beings but separate conciousness makes good sense to me. We ARE all connected.
    
    for instance,
    
    Each atom in your body experiences gravitational pull from EVERY other atom in the universe, no matter how far.
    
    Isn't that exhilerating?!?!?