2018-08-12 at 4:57 PM UTC
That's what I thought.
We got those really, really fucking flimsy yellow garbage bags here that some lowlives use and that's the fucking worst.
2018-08-14 at 3:47 AM UTC
Sploo should find someone to help him market his IQ tests as "Xtreme Ultra Adult Puzzle Pack 2"
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2018-08-14 at 3:55 AM UTC
Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.
2018-08-14 at 4:29 AM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Should I still fuck this chick even though she's on her period? I'd probably have to get a hotel, because she's my roommate's ex, and I pay him rent and don't want it to cause problems. But I haven't gotten laid in a few years and don't feel like waiting another week.
A real sailor sails the red sea too.
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2018-08-14 at 11:53 AM UTC
Well, I'm officially reconsidering my recent life choices.
That last bag of crystal caused instant and extreme amnesia, and tasted like straight lighter fluid. Now what if I would've shot that?
Looks like I ought to stick to benzedrex and T-PAIN. Nothing good can come out of this.
2018-08-14 at 11:57 AM UTC
And what the hell flavor is black 4 loko supposed to be? Shits fucking horrid
2018-08-14 at 12:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
I done did it.
Lol LSD you're in savage mode since you came from jail.
She texted you like "thanks for the burrito"
Then you were all like "want to have sex even though you're my roommates ex on drug court?"
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2018-08-14 at 5:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery
Two different chicks actually. Roommate's ex and then the other chick from drug court.
That’s still savage mode.
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2018-08-14 at 10:54 PM UTC
Went to one of those yuppie clothing stores today. AE and Buckle.
Salesbro -he was bro- came up to me and made me let him help me, I kind of brushed him off saying like "Any sales going on?" "Not really? "Okay sounds good." but he came back to me after like five minutes, more persistent this time.
He starts asking me personal questions- What I do, where I go to school, where I'm from. I know what he's doing but entertain him and stop him after a while and tell him that I want long sleeve shirts. It was actually nice though, becus he was able to find some 3/4 sleeve tees, which I think will look a lot better than full sleeves in warm weather.
He starts asking me why I want them, which I think is a weird question to ask someone. Do you really expect to get a wholesome answer here?
Anyway, I lie and tell him I have Psoriasis, and he says "Oh, yah, my Dah has thaat, do yah have any joint issues tuue? Where is it? Do you take Humira? No? Why not, don't you have insurance?" It didn't really bother me that much, he was a decent guy who was just curious.. but that's getting pretty personal.
Anyway, he found a lot of good stuff though. It is kind of nice having a salesperson pick stuff out for you when you don't know what you want.
