I'm not ready to be a father.

1. 2018-08-14 at 9:24 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]

   Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

   
   
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • SBTlauien
2. 2018-08-14 at 10:05 AM UTC

   #82
   

   ~L J~ African Astronaut [this acceleratory nonflavored troubadour]

   Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

   
   That would mean it took after him.
3. 2018-08-14 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #83
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ~L J~ That would mean it took after him.

   
   are you implying I'm your daughter's father
4. 2018-08-14 at 12:22 PM UTC

   #84
   EllariaSand African Astronaut

   Originally posted by WellHung Op think if ur kid is borm with birth defects or a mental disability….then what?

   
   That’s kind of a given since OP is clearly missing several important chromosomes
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • ~L J~
5. 2018-08-14 at 1:13 PM UTC

   #85
   

   Red_Woman African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra duh

   
   lol
6. 2018-08-14 at 1:30 PM UTC

   #86
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by EllariaSand Would an industrial strength vacuum cleaner work?
   
   Less invasive

   
   if you're going that route all you have to do is stick the suction hose into her mouth and it will not only give her a free abortion but for the low low price of zero-ninety-nine add a free full hysterectomy...guaranteeing never having to worry about any future pregnancies.
7. 2018-08-14 at 1:31 PM UTC

   #87
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita are you implying I'm your daughter's father

   
   you're your father's daughter.
8. 2018-08-14 at 3:05 PM UTC

   #88
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by infinityshock you're your father's daughter.

   
   No, he's his own grandma.