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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

  1. 2018-08-07 at 8:33 PM UTC
    #2461
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Lanny Rightly so, hats with ear flaps are dope.

    I demand you add a coon tail.
  2. 2018-08-07 at 8:45 PM UTC
    #2462
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole


    Okay, tell me

    At first glance, what do you see here..




    Is the orifice for the derrière above vageen or below vageen??
  3. 2018-08-07 at 9:08 PM UTC
    #2463
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    Originally posted by aldra I don't dream much lately, but I had one the other night where I cut my hand to the bone. I bandaged it up and decided not to go to hospital.

    When I took the bandage off, the wound had healed but not closed - there was a massive slit in the flesh where you could see my finger bones.

    I went to see a doctor but he told me it was too late and that I should've gotten stitches before it healed.

    Over the next few… days? I started to notice these splits opening up elsewhere on my body, like my skin was getting smaller or my bones were getting bigger, like my skeleton was changing into the hulk and the rest of me was splitting and tearing around it.

    When I looked in a mirror and saw my face receding away from my emerging skull, I got the strange impression that what was coming out wasn't me, but something else entirely

    For reason I always look extremely distorted and/or demonic if I look in a mirror during a dream

    Apparently it happens to a lot of people
  4. 2018-08-07 at 9:09 PM UTC
    #2464
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra doubt it'd be profitable anymore, everyone's been going after them for the better part of a decade

    As in they've caught on and can no longer be baited or, they don't have any money left or? How would it be any less profitable now?
  5. 2018-08-07 at 9:10 PM UTC
    #2465
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Okay, tell me

    At first glance, what do you see here..




    Is the orifice for the derrière above vageen or below vageen??

    Witheen vageen.
  6. 2018-08-07 at 10:09 PM UTC
    #2466
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by DietPiano

    Okay, tell me

    At first glance, what do you see here..




    Is the orifice for the derrière above vageen or below vageen??

    It's on the bottom, and I saw it as underneath first, but half of DH agrees with me and the other half are hell bent that it's on the top.

    I'm convinced this picture is another gold/blue dress lanny yaurel conundrum.
  7. 2018-08-07 at 11:01 PM UTC
    #2467
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by benny vader not betas for sure.

    dogs with flappy ears are betas that do nothing other than being toys that eat that get fed on time every time.

    to the point their ears lose its function of detecting where sounds are coming from.

    You say that but actually floppy eared dogs are the ones that get all the bitches.

    Also the notion of "beta males" among canines is refuted by the very researcher that coined the term.
  8. 2018-08-08 at 12:04 AM UTC
    #2468
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No I did not.

    Oh hey, Mark.
  9. 2018-08-08 at 12:08 AM UTC
    #2469
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DietPiano It's on top, and I saw it as on top first, but half of DH agrees with me and the other half are hell bent that it's on the bottom.

    I'm convinced this picture is another gold/blue dress lanny yaurel conundrum.

    What?

    Like...what?
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  10. 2018-08-08 at 12:34 AM UTC
    #2470
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Where is the ass to you?

    Is it top of the vagun or below it?
  11. 2018-08-08 at 1:01 AM UTC
    #2471
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Looks like it could be a guy, kneeling down, and folding his calves into the shape of a vag.
  12. 2018-08-08 at 1:28 AM UTC
    #2472
    Cootehill African Astronaut [my unsymmetrically blurry oregano]
    Originally posted by Lanny Also the notion of "beta males" among canines is refuted by the very researcher that coined the term.

    Not true. What has been discovered is that the concept of beta male or female is a complex one, and that there is far more to it than a doggy aristocracy. For instance apparently beta males/females will prefer to mate with non-beta males/females.

    This could be just due to the doggy aristocracy being killed so many times by the rest of the pack that they evolved to coexist. Like kings of old Europe, they take commoners as their brides, because if the commoners sensed a disconnection between the king and the tribe it's right to the bog with the lot of them.

    Habsburgs/Rotschilds/Saxe-Gothas are something different altogether. The worship of evil, disconnectedness and malformity.
  13. 2018-08-08 at 2:55 AM UTC
    #2473
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Bought crack.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. 2018-08-08 at 3:50 AM UTC
    #2474
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Cootehill Not true. What has been discovered is that the concept of beta male or female is a complex one, and that there is far more to it than a doggy aristocracy. For instance apparently beta males/females will prefer to mate with non-beta males/females.

    This could be just due to the doggy aristocracy being killed so many times by the rest of the pack that they evolved to coexist. Like kings of old Europe, they take commoners as their brides, because if the commoners sensed a disconnection between the king and the tribe it's right to the bog with the lot of them.

    Habsburgs/Rotschilds/Saxe-Gothas are something different altogether. The worship of evil, disconnectedness and malformity.

    I didn't say canine social hierarchy isn't complex, I said the researcher that put forward dismissed the notion as a natural phenomenon, which is true:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20050308172008/http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov:80/resource/2000/alstat/alpst.htm

    Labeling a high-ranking wolf beta emphasizes its rank in a dominance hierarchy. However, in natural wolf packs, the beta male or female are merely the breeding animals, the parents of the pack, and dominance contests with other wolves are rare, if they exist at all. During my 13 summers observing the Ellesmere Island pack, I saw none.
  15. 2018-08-08 at 3:54 AM UTC
    #2475
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    yeah because wolves only fight during winter
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  16. 2018-08-08 at 9:58 AM UTC
    #2476
    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Lanny
    I didn't say canine social hierarchy isn't complex, I said the researcher that put forward dismissed the notion as a natural phenomenon, which is true:

    https://web.archive.org/web/20050308172008/http://www.npwrc.usgs.gov:80/resource/2000/alstat/alpst.htm
  17. 2018-08-08 at 10:10 AM UTC
    #2477
    RisiR † 29 Autism
    Originally posted by DietPiano Where is the ass to you?

    Is it top of the vagun or below it?

    Of course on the bottom? Where, y'know, the asshole is?

    Wdf...
  18. 2018-08-08 at 10:48 AM UTC
    #2478
    stare rape African Astronaut (banned)
    I bought a bunch of memantine to get fucked up with but the more I read about it the more I think I should stop all the drugs and then try it therapeutically
  19. 2018-08-08 at 10:49 AM UTC
    #2479
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stare rape I bought a bunch of memantine to get fucked up with but the more I read about it the more I think I should stop all the drugs and then try it therapeutically

    but there's no fun in doing it that way.



    .
  20. 2018-08-08 at 2:27 PM UTC
    #2480
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Man I want opiates and cough syrup all the time. I literally confide in teenage girls my problems and try to engineer scenarios where I can hurt people. I fucking hate whistler and it seems like everyone's whistling lately. I blame the objectivr decline of western civilization. My plans yo start businesses in Africa and South America is going slowly. Parole is gay. Last night I literally met two girls literally both named kaitlyn (possible different spellings) who dress weird and have drug problems and most importantly WERE BOTH IN CULTS IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES AT DIFFERENT TIMES then became friends later. I've been waiting for this burger for like an hour. K0(kay)/\/e is such a necessary part of the world and it's nice to be needed. I love white people but they're so fucking boring. I know I can make a birrion dorras (give or take) if I stay hungry and focused. So weird and painful. I feel like spending more time by myself will help me manifest destiny better. I wonder what internet weed dude is mething right now. Ignore this post entirely and teach the faggot who wrote it how to teach himself
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