I'm on a no carb diet. Day #2.

1. 2018-08-03 at 3:24 AM UTC

   #21
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by Enterita bad toxins

   
   not an actual thing
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
2. 2018-08-03 at 3:28 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Hellobadkitty Go get a colonic it will remove all the bad toxins from your body.

   
   anyone wanting a colonic i will provide one...or more...at a very nominal charge.
3. 2018-08-03 at 3:32 AM UTC

   #23
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by aldra not an actual thing

   
   Umm actaully it is, I used to have a witch therapist thing who got most of the bad toxins out of me once. She actually gave me an "exorcism".
4. 2018-08-03 at 3:33 AM UTC

   #24
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   hah
   
   I remember how well that turned out for you
5. 2018-08-03 at 4:31 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   No wonder you’re so cranky!
6. 2018-08-03 at 4:33 AM UTC

   #26
   Enterita African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ohfralala No wonder you’re so cranky!

   
   No, I'm actually less cranky than I usually am. I used to have actual hatred and annoyance behind my insults on here, but now I'm kind of disassociated from them. But maybe it's because you DH fucks are barely human.
7. 2018-08-03 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I have a soul.
8. 2018-08-03 at 12:44 PM UTC

   #28
   WellHung Black Hole
   Yo
9. 2018-08-03 at 12:51 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enterita Umm actaully it is, I used to have a witch therapist thing who got most of the bad toxins out of me once. She actually gave me an "exorcism".

   
   Well all toxins are bad...so it's a bit redundant to say "bad" toxins.
10. 2018-08-03 at 12:59 PM UTC

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    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by WellHung Nope. Carbohydrates are the body's preferred energy source. To completely remove them from your diet is a very bad move on your part. You're feeling sick because you have no readily available fuel to burn for energy. You need glucose in your system, Son.

    
    Exactly.
11. 2018-08-03 at 1:16 PM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🐿 Fucking vagina.

    
    God gimme that long face, mouth bobbing on my cock.
12. 2018-08-03 at 4:18 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Madman African Astronaut
    Take Crouton as a pre workout and it doesn't matter what you eat.
13. 2018-08-03 at 5:31 PM UTC

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    WellHung Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats all still up on the glycemic scale…so his body has no idea how to eat that stuff.
    
    people cant go randomly changing their diets. human nutrition is more complicated than modern medical artistry is capable of understanding. hell…they just discovered a new, previously unknown, part of the human digestive tract a year or so ago.

    
    His body has no idea how to eat the stuff? Wtf? you got to be kidding me.
14. 2018-08-03 at 6 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by WellHung Nope. Carbohydrates are the body's preferred energy source. To completely remove them from your diet is a very bad move on your part. You're feeling sick because you have no readily available fuel to burn for energy. You need glucose in your system, Son. Eliminate bad (simple) carbs like processed grains… eat good carbs… which are complex carbohydrates.

    
    
    Aren’t you literally the dumbest and most hated member of DH?
    
    Keep at it Enter. You don’t need to be no carb forever but it’s good for a little while to reset.
    
    I’m half way through Whole 30 again. It’s not low carb or low anything, it’s all about balance. The only thing carby I eat are bananas, sweet potato, and summer squash. And the sweet potato is very rare. I’m doing this for high cholesterol that runs on my dads side. So I always have to stay away from white flour, grains that aren’t whole grains (Fuck brown rice, it’s not healthy. Eat whole grain rice or quinoa instead. And steel cut oats), red meat that’s fatty or ground beef, sausage, shrimp, and pork.
    
    Day 2 is the hangover. Day 4-5 is kill all the things. Day 6-7 is sleepyness.
    
    Just keep at it. You don’t need to be no carb forever but it’s good to reset.
15. 2018-08-03 at 7:13 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -malcolm in the middle-

    
    The best way to FEEL healthy is to stop eating.
    
    Bring your hunger pangs to a boil
    
    Soon you feel numb. This is GOOD!
    
    begin healthy
16. 2018-08-03 at 7:15 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -mal- Day 2 is the hangover. Day 4-5 is kill all the things. Day 6-7 is sleepyness.
    
    Just keep at it. You don’t need to be no carb forever but it’s good to reset.

    
    What is day 3? Macaroni and Genius??
    
    how am I supposed to read your mind?
    
    
    Tell me what IS UP! !
17. 2018-08-03 at 7:24 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Best solution: drink organic green tea with no sugar 3 times a day. It would relieve you from the bad toxins in your body because of the high exceptional antioxidants it has.
18. 2018-08-03 at 7:39 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    If you must eat, eat smarter. You are what you eat. So eat chicken Cesar salads, or whichever salad to your own preference. Eat fruits. Eat nuts, if you don't have any allergic reaction. Eat wheat bread. Eat cheerios without any milk. Oatmeal with no sugar. No potatoes. No junk food. Chocolate is an exception because of the impact it gives for your brain, but consume minimum portions only. If it makes you feel somewhat anxious to eat more chocolate, I advise you to just call it quits. If it's too hard for you to do so, I'll gladly send over a moody on her menstrual meatball and that should definitely do the trick.
19. 2018-08-03 at 7:43 PM UTC

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    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I said over, twice. I editeded.
20. 2018-08-03 at 8:46 PM UTC

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    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole

    Originally posted by jedi_darryl It would relieve you from the bad toxins

    
    There is that redundancy again...