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  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Captain Still waiting on Smash to drop before I buy it, I see no other reason to get the system yet tbh.

    Yeah, ultimate was the thing that made me buy a switch too. But I figured buy it now or buy it in December, same difference. Also I get to play BotW before smash comes out which turned out _amazing_ and justifies the console on its own for me.
  2. RestStop Space Nigga
    One of my favorite among many things about meth : No withdrawals. Niggaz ain't even gang.
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  3. Originally posted by Lanny Yeah, ultimate was the thing that made me buy a switch too. But I figured buy it now or buy it in December, same difference. Also I get to play BotW before smash comes out which turned out _amazing_ and justifies the console on its own for me.

    It would for me too, but I bought it on Wii U (since I already had that system, for Smash). So without BOTW it wasn't worth.
  4. My sister's ex-boyfriend had a wii U with all the fixin's that I messed around with for a while.

    It's more console and wires than I want to deal with right now, though. The big gamepad is kind of awkward and too bulky for me to want to take out and use for very long, and for some reason the elite controller buttons don't jive with my fingers quite right.

    I'm always impressed with nintendo's portable systems though, so maybe I will just cough up and get the Switch. The used ones could not be all that "used" already, although it wouldn't surprise me if they come out with a Switch XL or something by the end of the year which would help cut the price quite a bit.
  5. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by NARCassist update on this story, you remember i told you that the guy down stairs is a fucking dirty kiddy fiddling nonce who abused a 4 year old? well it seems he's a fucking dirty informer too. i just had to go up to the house coz they have these fortnightly sessions where we discuss what options we have for moving on and any other problems you might need help with. the woman i have mine with, she was out at my flat last week and she commented that it smelt like weed in my flat. so today she starts asking me if i'm ok and do i need to access the drug clinic and shit. so i said what coz you mistakenly smelt weed in my flat. so came out and said 'so are you saying you haven't been asking people to get you heroin then?'. so i said 'what do you mean, has somebody said that?'. she started back tracking very quickly saying 'oh no its just if you were using again obviously you would be trying to get heroin and would be asking people to get it'. like what load of bollocks was that?

    there's only 2 people here who could possibly have told her that. one is the dirty pedo down stairs, the other is the crack head guy who is a pretty alright guy tbh, i know very well he wouldn't have told the staff that because he's using himself and he has scored for me a few times. like he's gonna do that then go and report that i'd asked him to score for me.

    what a truly disgusting human being. diddles four year olds and informs on the people he lives around, his next door neighbors and shit. what the fuck is with these people? do they expect to go on like that and for people to treat them well afterwards? like there is any chance in hell i'm gonna replace his tv and playstation now, lol.



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    I mean....aren't you responsible though? Didn't you get all fucked up on xanax and flood the apartment? So why bother getting all indignant? And if you're trying to score heroin from your neighbors in some seedy hostel, it shouldn't be an earthshaking revelation that one of them let slip when you no longer were of use. I mean iirc, you've been doing this shit almost as long or longer than I was. This should NOT be news. Make some more drug cut. Pay for getting high and flooding the place. Move on, lesson learned.
  6. CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Captain It would for me too, but I bought it on Wii U (since I already had that system, for Smash). So without BOTW it wasn't worth.



    Originally posted by Captain It would for me too, but I bought it on Wii U (since I already had that system, for Smash). So without BOTW it wasn't worth.

    I was seriously considering buying one just for BOTW. But whatever BOTW wiiU emulator I had ran petty well on my old gaming rig, so I figure if I can pull together a rig not made with 2010 parts, it'll probably play it just as well as a Switch.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean….aren't you responsible though? Didn't you get all fucked up on xanax and flood the apartment? So why bother getting all indignant? And if you're trying to score heroin from your neighbors in some seedy hostel, it shouldn't be an earthshaking revelation that one of them let slip when you no longer were of use. I mean iirc, you've been doing this shit almost as long or longer than I was. This should NOT be news. Make some more drug cut. Pay for getting high and flooding the place. Move on, lesson learned.

    no i'm pretty sure i wasn't responsible for the flood.



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  8. Ensign Galm African Astronaut [specifically erupt this tetrachloromethane]
    Originally posted by NARCassist no i'm pretty sure i wasn't responsible for the flood.



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    If you weren't responsible your floor wouldn't be wet.
  9. I dunno what I'm gonna do with my life. I could continue to be a scummy criminal but I really just want a nice bitch with tattoos and daddy issues I can intermittently impregnate while I consolidate a powerful base from which to launch cultural attacks on western civilization . Right now I'm just a nigger in a halfway house fuckin with mediocres just dreaming of the day. I need an actionable attack right now right now
  10. Weeeeee didn't start the fiiiire
  11. Sobriety can be fun! I'm having a lot of success practicing mindfulness and imagination fapping to the smell of my own farts.
  12. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ensign §m£ÂgØL If you weren't responsible your floor wouldn't be wet.

    So telling of his character.. even if the sink turned itself on overnight if you weren't all xanned you woulda noticed sometime sooner.
  13. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RestStop One of my favorite among many things about meth : No withdrawals. Niggaz ain't even gang.

    I'm dibblin and dabbling again. Hope I can be acting normal by tomorrow morning.
  14. Is meth really any better feeling than d-amph? Or just longer
  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by aldra sesame street's on TV and they're singing about where you put a hat

    I think I'll watch snowpiercer again

    You should check out Train to Busan. It's on Netflix if you have it. Another Zombie spin but it was pretty aight.

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  16. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DietPiano Is meth really any better feeling than d-amph? Or just longer

    It's stronger but of course it varies a lot
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by CASPER I mean….aren't you responsible though? Didn't you get all fucked up on xanax and flood the apartment? So why bother getting all indignant? And if you're trying to score heroin from your neighbors in some seedy hostel, it shouldn't be an earthshaking revelation that one of them let slip when you no longer were of use. I mean iirc, you've been doing this shit almost as long or longer than I was. This should NOT be news. Make some more drug cut. Pay for getting high and flooding the place. Move on, lesson learned.

    so hold on then, your logic is that we know informers exist therefore informing is ok? only a fucking informer themselves would come up with that logic.

    i'm pissed because now i know i have an informer as a fucking neighbor. who knows what the fuck he might go saying. i now have to live with the knowledge that he'll see when i come and go, who i bring to the flat and fuck knows what else. what's to say he won't get the wrong end of the stick about something and go reporting it like its fact. or just be a prick and make shit up, i mean we are talking about the sort of sick cunt who molested a four year old kid. i can see me weighing this cunt in soon. i always do my best to get on with my neighbors even if i don't like them. i was even civil with this guy after i found out what he'd done. it just don't matter how much you try with some people tho.

    you know i told y'all about the cops turning up here the other night coz of him? well turned out he got drunk and started going at the crackhead neighbor opposite him with a golf club. there are two golf club shaped dents in the crack heads door. they're moving the crack head out today for drug use yet are letting the nonce stay even after his little performance with the golf club. how the fuck does that work ffs?



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  18. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    is it ok he's a fucking pedophile then, coz we already know they exist too. maybe it was the kids parents fault.



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  19. Originally posted by NARCassist so hold on then, your logic is that we know informers exist therefore informing is ok? only a fucking informer themselves would come up with that logic.

    i'm pissed because now i know i have an informer as a fucking neighbor. who knows what the fuck he might go saying. i now have to live with the knowledge that he'll see when i come and go, who i bring to the flat and fuck knows what else. what's to say he won't get the wrong end of the stick about something and go reporting it like its fact. or just be a prick and make shit up, i mean we are talking about the sort of sick cunt who molested a four year old kid. i can see me weighing this cunt in soon. i always do my best to get on with my neighbors even if i don't like them. i was even civil with this guy after i found out what he'd done. it just don't matter how much you try with some people tho.

    you know i told y'all about the cops turning up here the other night coz of him? well turned out he got drunk and started going at the crackhead neighbor opposite him with a golf club. there are two golf club shaped dents in the crack heads door. they're moving the crack head out today for drug use yet are letting the nonce stay even after his little performance with the golf club. how the fuck does that work ffs?



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    You are a retard and cannot live with the consequences of your actions. None of your neighbours have to put up with your retarded ass on the principle of no snitching.
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  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain You are a retard and cannot live with the consequences of your actions. None of your neighbours have to put up with your retarded ass on the principle of no snitching.

    you don't know what you're talking about. i keep to myself and never bother anyone. the guy in question said himself how fucking quiet i am and that he wasn't even sure anyone was living here for the first month.



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