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  1. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I. Can't. Sleep. Whoever is masturbating in my name needs to wrap it up already.
  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by S6x Come at me mother fucker.

    You look like this goofy fuck, Frozone


    robonog
  3. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I like when irate folk make fun of me.
  4. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Like I needs more irate storm troopers to use their blasters to shoot more insults at me. Like this faggot here..





    As you could see, he/she making a dancemove with their blaster. Way to have some fun with that thang.
  5. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    I hate summer muggy weather.
  6. Bit tired, I could use a wank and a nap.
  7. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Buzzed and full. Might hit up the casino, but I'm just too relaxed to do anything right now.
  8. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Time to rest my tired eyes and dream of Princess Leia hairier than Chewie once more. That's my fetish.
  9. jedi_darryl African Astronaut


  10. Manonfire African Astronaut
    To sober
  11. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Xtra fuckable ❤
  12. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Sneezy.
  13. Using my sense of touch as usual.
  14. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bit tired, I could use a wank and a nap.



    Boo will be "indisposed" in the bathroom for the next 5 minutes. Please leave any messages on voicemail.
  15. tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by stl1 Boo will be "indisposed" in the bathroom for the next 5 minutes. Please leave any messages on voicemail.

    He has a sexy coworker or two. Maybe they could lend a hand.
  16. Napkins in my drawer, livejasmin on my computer, a door in my office and an underling to empty my brimming trashcan "you have a cold again sir?"..."yes yes...those napkins are full of snot, yes...now empty that shit and get back to work"

    who needs to go to the restroom.
  17. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    As unattractive as possible.
  18. Manonfire African Astronaut
    Horney
    Have not had sex in 2 whole months
  19. Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Awesome!!!!! Just had sex..lol😀
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  20. jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Have not had shared sexual intimacy with a female for 4 years. So I feel your pain, but then again, sharing that with someone at an instant, isn't really everything. When I do, I want it to be, special. Like after our 90 day rule kind of special.
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