How are you feeling at the moment..

1. 2018-07-16 at 8:08 AM UTC

   #661
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I. Can't. Sleep. Whoever is masturbating in my name needs to wrap it up already.
2. 2018-07-16 at 8:18 AM UTC

   #662
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by S6x Come at me mother fucker.
   
   You look like this goofy fuck, Frozone
   
   

   
   robonog
3. 2018-07-16 at 8:20 AM UTC

   #663
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I like when irate folk make fun of me.
4. 2018-07-16 at 8:29 AM UTC

   #664
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Like I needs more irate storm troopers to use their blasters to shoot more insults at me. Like this faggot here..
   
   
   
   
   
   As you could see, he/she making a dancemove with their blaster. Way to have some fun with that thang.
5. 2018-07-16 at 4:51 PM UTC

   #665
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   I hate summer muggy weather.
6. 2018-07-16 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #666
   

   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Bit tired, I could use a wank and a nap.
7. 2018-07-17 at 1:13 AM UTC

   #667
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Buzzed and full. Might hit up the casino, but I'm just too relaxed to do anything right now.
8. 2018-07-18 at 3:25 AM UTC

   #668
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   Time to rest my tired eyes and dream of Princess Leia hairier than Chewie once more. That's my fetish.
9. 2018-07-18 at 3:26 AM UTC

   #669
   jedi_darryl African Astronaut
   
   
   
10. 2018-07-18 at 3:35 AM UTC

    #670
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    To sober
11. 2018-07-18 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #671
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Xtra fuckable ❤
12. 2018-07-18 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #672
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Sneezy.
13. 2018-07-18 at 1:31 PM UTC

    #673
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Using my sense of touch as usual.
14. 2018-07-18 at 2:15 PM UTC

    #674
    

    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit

    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Bit tired, I could use a wank and a nap.

    
    
    
    Boo will be "indisposed" in the bathroom for the next 5 minutes. Please leave any messages on voicemail.
15. 2018-07-18 at 2:33 PM UTC

    #675
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]

    Originally posted by stl1 Boo will be "indisposed" in the bathroom for the next 5 minutes. Please leave any messages on voicemail.

    
    He has a sexy coworker or two. Maybe they could lend a hand.
16. 2018-07-18 at 2:35 PM UTC

    #676
    

    Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
    Napkins in my drawer, livejasmin on my computer, a door in my office and an underling to empty my brimming trashcan "you have a cold again sir?"..."yes yes...those napkins are full of snot, yes...now empty that shit and get back to work"
    
    who needs to go to the restroom.
17. 2018-07-19 at 2:16 AM UTC

    #677
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    As unattractive as possible.
18. 2018-07-19 at 3:19 AM UTC

    #678
    

    Manonfire African Astronaut
    Horney
    Have not had sex in 2 whole months
19. 2018-07-19 at 3:29 AM UTC

    #679
    Sancho Tuskegee Airman
    Awesome!!!!! Just had sex..lol😀
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • Manonfire
20. 2018-07-19 at 3:30 AM UTC

    #680
    jedi_darryl African Astronaut
    Have not had shared sexual intimacy with a female for 4 years. So I feel your pain, but then again, sharing that with someone at an instant, isn't really everything. When I do, I want it to be, special. Like after our 90 day rule kind of special.