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  1. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    OK I'm going on a diet
  2. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I just weighed myself and I'm 9 stone exactly. This is freak out weight because if I go over that I'm fat. I need to get things under control now.
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  3. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    My chest feels tight all of a sudden.
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  5. Warcry Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Dirtbag I just weighed myself and I'm 9 stone exactly. This is freak out weight because if I go over that I'm fat. I need to get things under control now.

    yes you do.
  6. Warcry Space Nigga
    get things under control for your life please becaus ei cant. i literally drank with a pregnant soon to be 15 yr old today plus i met this other 15 soon to be 16 yr old the one in fornt of the urkaine club whose half russian half polish who has a 32 yr old mom 7 yrs younger than me.
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  7. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Today I had apple crumble, five Bourbon creams, houmous with breadsticks and some CBD gummies. That's probably more than the 730 calorie limit.
  8. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I'm so stressed out about everything.
  9. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    Idk if I should go on a cleaning spree, listen to hypnosis for hours, study or plan the trip. Idk what will make me feel better. It's all important so I'll still be putting things off.
  10. Originally posted by Warcry plus i met this other 15 soon to be 16 yr old the one in fornt of the urkaine club whose half russian half polish who has a 32 yr old mom 7 yrs younger than me.

    fuck them both at the same time
  11. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    There's no option but to kill everyone.
  12. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    I ate all the CBD gummies and am just studying while I wait for them to kick in, still feel pretty restless. I want to lie down but by spirit wants to keep going.
  13. Dirtbag African Astronaut
    It struck me today that I don't think I've ever owned a pair of fairy wings, not even as a child. I'm wondering why I never bought myself a nice tea set either.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
  15. Originally posted by Dirtbag It struck me today that I don't think I've ever owned a pair of fairy wings, not even as a child. I'm wondering why I never bought myself a nice tea set either.

    I look ridiculous with fairy wings on.
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    Let us be the judge of that
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  17. Plus, I figured, if you can't really fly, why bother?
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  18. stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    My faith in the judicial system (at least in New York) has been restored.

    Four more years...IN PRISON!!!
  19. Originally posted by stl1 My faith in the judicial system (at least in New York) has been restored.

    Four more years…IN PRISON!!!

    You are an anti-American Marxist Commie who needs to be "taken care of".
  20. Originally posted by stl1 Four more years…IN PRISON!!!

    How many more years are you gonna keep licking cum?, faggot
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