2018-07-16 at 8:08 AM UTC
I. Can't. Sleep. Whoever is masturbating in my name needs to wrap it up already.
2018-07-16 at 8:20 AM UTC
I like when irate folk make fun of me.
2018-07-16 at 4:51 PM UTC
I hate summer muggy weather.
2018-07-16 at 7:01 PM UTC
Bit tired, I could use a wank and a nap.
2018-07-17 at 1:13 AM UTC
Buzzed and full. Might hit up the casino, but I'm just too relaxed to do anything right now.
2018-07-18 at 3:25 AM UTC
Time to rest my tired eyes and dream of Princess Leia hairier than Chewie once more. That's my fetish.
2018-07-18 at 1:31 PM UTC
Using my sense of touch as usual.
2018-07-18 at 2:35 PM UTC
Napkins in my drawer, livejasmin on my computer, a door in my office and an underling to empty my brimming trashcan "you have a cold again sir?"..."yes yes...those napkins are full of snot, yes...now empty that shit and get back to work"
who needs to go to the restroom.
2018-07-19 at 2:16 AM UTC
As unattractive as possible.
2018-07-19 at 3:19 AM UTC
Horney
Have not had sex in 2 whole months
2018-07-19 at 3:29 AM UTC
Awesome!!!!! Just had sex..lol😀
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2018-07-19 at 3:30 AM UTC
Have not had shared sexual intimacy with a female for 4 years. So I feel your pain, but then again, sharing that with someone at an instant, isn't really everything. When I do, I want it to be, special. Like after our 90 day rule kind of special.