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  1. Originally posted by RisiR † Big dick?

    Pretty big, yeah.
  2. Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein If you can't be funny without offending anyone youre not a real comedian.

    I think it takes a different level of skill to be funny and not offensive, but I don’t think that means offensive comedians aren’t real comedians.
  3. Sam Kinison was the best...I would have loved to see him do a Muslim routine now.
  4. Originally posted by ohfralala I think it takes a different level of skill to be funny and not offensive, but I don’t think that means offensive comedians aren’t real comedians.

    Clean comedy seems way harder, I think that's why there's less of them. Gaffigan can get me going harder than a lot of dirtier comics just because he does it so well.

    Seinfeld said he refuses to use fuck because he think its too cheap or lazy or something. I don't necessarily agree with him, but I can see his point.
  5. Originally posted by DietPiano Clean comedy seems way harder, I think that's why there's less of them.

    Definitely way way harder finding that niche. The person usually has to have something offbeat or quirky about them too and then at that point you limit the people that get it.
  6. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    How's your puppy Lala.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    if you take a racial joke seriously and get offended by a comedian then you're a fucking retard. its a fucking joke you moron, the guy is a comedian, he's just fucking joking, its what they do. jokes by definition are not fucking being serious.

    being funny and being serious are literally the opposites of each other.



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  8. Originally posted by Hellobadkitty How's your puppy Lala.

    She’s good. She had an adoption application but it didn’t work out so she’s still with me.
  9. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Did you ever consider adopting her?
  10. Yes but I’m not bc then I won’t be able to keep fostering.
  11. Hellobadkitty Houston [fasten my mousey hotspur]
    Awwww That's a beautiful thing your doing.My puppy died a year ago and I want another so bad but I don't think I'm ready yet.
  12. Originally posted by DietPiano Test is pretty easy to me untill you get to the puzzles


    Sploo I got the 3rd easiest one but the rest are like a navigating a stork through the ghetto.

    a guy with an IQ of 160 (1 in 30,000 people) scored 49/60

    his score breakdown was:
    19/20 verbal
    17/20 numbers
    13/20 visual puzzles
  13. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    My main feeling about this world right now is that there isn’t much here for me and I want to leave it. Decades spent with the majority of the time spent doing things I don’t really want to do or derive much positive emotion from just for a reprieve via escapism sounds like a pretty bad deal. There’s also the problem of novelty, which is a naturally progressively worsening issue that VR will brush to against. I’m not sure if the potential is enough to override it for many people.

    There are some fundamental patterns in life, here focused on our evolutionary history, limiting what brings up pleasure. Being particularly gifted at pattern recognition and memory only makes the novelty problem worse. After enough iterations you may simply be unable to find something truly moving.

    This may be a significant factor in why many choose to make the utterly foolish decision to have children.

    I’m not sure what caused it, but the depressive cycle may have hit its trough and begun to alleviate yesterday.
  14. Originally posted by Malice My main feeling about this world right now is that there isn’t much here for me and I want to leave it. Decades spent with the majority of the time spent doing things I don’t really want to do or derive much positive emotion from just for a reprieve via escapism sounds like a pretty bad deal. There’s also the problem of novelty, which is a naturally progressively worsening issue that VR will brush to against. I’m not sure if the potential is enough to override it for many people.

    There are some fundamental patterns in life, here focused on our evolutionary history, limiting what brings up pleasure. Being particularly gifted at pattern recognition and memory only makes the novelty problem worse. After enough iterations you may simply be unable to find something truly moving.

    This may be a significant factor in why many choose to make the utterly foolish decision to have children.

    I’m not sure what caused it, but the depressive cycle may have hit its trough and begun to alleviate yesterday.

    When you realized your IQ is under 130 is that when you decided to order 500 dollars of pentobarbital? Like even if you're an a.utistic retard you could at least claim you were smart, but now you don't even have that. Literally 0 redeeming qualities or reason to live.
  15. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by gumbo Frankly, I don't care. I'm not white or straight, and there are many jokes that could be said about that. I've laughed at many of them.

    If I can laugh at jokes about my own race and orientation, I think others should be able to do the same. What makes me so different that I'm able to handle it and they're not? As long as its funny you should laugh.

    niggerfag
  16. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    That may indeed be true, but even with a higher IQ you may still not want to live. Some incredibly brilliant and accomplished people commited suicide.

    Why do you act as if you’re unable to relate to this sploo? Maybe it just hasn’t been long enough. By the time you’re 30 it may really big some of you.

    Or it could just be the vast array of issues I have.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Malice My main feeling about this world right now is that there isn’t much here for me and I want to leave it. Decades spent with the majority of the time spent doing things I don’t really want to do or derive much positive emotion from just for a reprieve via escapism sounds like a pretty bad deal. There’s also the problem of novelty, which is a naturally progressively worsening issue that VR will brush to against. I’m not sure if the potential is enough to override it for many people.

    There are some fundamental patterns in life, here focused on our evolutionary history, limiting what brings up pleasure. Being particularly gifted at pattern recognition and memory only makes the novelty problem worse. After enough iterations you may simply be unable to find something truly moving.

    This may be a significant factor in why many choose to make the utterly foolish decision to have children.

    I’m not sure what caused it, but the depressive cycle may have hit its trough and begun to alleviate yesterday.

    there must be autisdik chicks that you could hook up with. isn't there some platform that could help you find them? like a website or even something in the community for autisdik people. you should look into it, would give you something to focus on, something other than just yourself to live for, give you some meaning to your life. plus you get a shag out of it so bonus.

    if not maybe you could set up an autisdik dating site.



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  18. an autistic dating site would be a great place for a rapist to find victims
  19. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches an autistic dating site would be a great place for a rapist to find victims

    its a bit difficult to reach thru a computer monitor to duct tape someone down...and even more difficult to stick it in.
  20. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    what happened when you tried it then jill? did you get caught?



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