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The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention
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2018-05-29 at 7:46 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 7:48 AM UTCbut you can mash up her lips until it has the consistency/viscosity and structural integrity of a pussy
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2018-05-29 at 7:53 AM UTC
Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i trashed my dads room looking for money then he called the cops so i hid in an alleyway for 2 hours then went home and started cutting myself for lulz/mental breakdown. why cut yourself if not to post pictures of it? i licked the blood off my hands afterwards
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One of my exes used to attention whore with these sort of cuts but they were all over her thighs
One she found an empty bottle on the street during an argument, smashed it on the curb, slipped her jeans down to her knees and started cutting her thighs repeatedly to show me just how upset she was
I was like "uh noo...stop pls" while slowly getting an erection and purposely failing to grab the broken bottle off her. "noo". As my limp wrist went out to reach for the bottle again I grabbed her thigh and smudged a bunch of blood on my hand
"noo" I said once again, bringing my hand up to my face with worry and secretly licking some of the blood "pls stop"
After she calmed down I started wiping her entire leg with my bare hand "we really got to get you cleaned up uh baby" while she looked down incredulously at my enthusiasm "I don't want your jeans to get dirty"
When we got home the blood had dried so I was upset but I quickly went to the bathroom and wet my hand to revive the blood and literally licked and swallowed every inch off while masturbating furiously and cumming in 1 minuteThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-05-29 at 8 AM UTCNeat
What other flavors of body fluids do you like? The yellows, the browns, the greens? Is that the nigger chick? You probably digested AIDS -
2018-05-29 at 8:02 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 8:34 AM UTCHey hey hey now! Redbones do be fly though!
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2018-05-29 at 8:44 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 10:41 AM UTCwho needs finesse when you have upper body strength
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2018-05-29 at 10:46 AM UTC
Originally posted by Daily One of my exes used to attention whore with these sort of cuts but they were all over her thighs
One she found an empty bottle on the street during an argument, smashed it on the curb, slipped her jeans down to her knees and started cutting her thighs repeatedly to show me just how upset she was
I was like "uh noo…stop pls" while slowly getting an erection and purposely failing to grab the broken bottle off her. "noo". As my limp wrist went out to reach for the bottle again I grabbed her thigh and smudged a bunch of blood on my hand
"noo" I said once again, bringing my hand up to my face with worry and secretly licking some of the blood "pls stop"
After she calmed down I started wiping her entire leg with my bare hand "we really got to get you cleaned up uh baby" while she looked down incredulously at my enthusiasm "I don't want your jeans to get dirty"
When we got home the blood had dried so I was upset but I quickly went to the bathroom and wet my hand to revive the blood and literally licked and swallowed every inch off while masturbating furiously and cumming in 1 minute
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2018-05-29 at 10:48 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 11:05 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 11:31 AM UTCI'm Enter now.
dont hit on me silly boys
reee females
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2018-05-29 at 11:46 AM UTC
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2018-05-29 at 11:51 AM UTC
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2018-05-29 at 11:51 AM UTCwhy does it say show
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2018-05-29 at 12:34 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-05-29 at 12:34 PM UTC
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2018-05-29 at 12:34 PM UTC
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2018-05-29 at 12:34 PM UTC
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2018-05-29 at 12:37 PM UTCi wonder if the reason enters fucked off is coz he finally got laid and so doesn't need a platform to rant about what a fucking loser he is anymore.
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