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  1. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by NARCassist i wonder if the reason enters fucked off is coz he finally got laid and so doesn't need a platform to rant about what a fucking loser he is anymore.

    more likely he finally chopped up some girl from his uni and is feverishly trying to destroy evidence
  2. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches enter should scare you off the site agin

    Yeah, I'll TSTM for unrelated reasons and he can write a fanfic after the fact again.
  3. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain Yeah, I'll TSTM for unrelated reasons and he can write a fanfic after the fact again.

    You've seemed a lot more hostile since you've returned. Are you okay? Did something happen?
  4. Originally posted by HTS You've seemed a lot more hostile since you've returned. Are you okay? Did something happen?

    I don't feel any different, and I feel pretty good these days. So maybe you're just getting softer.
  5. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain Yeah, I'll TSTM for unrelated reasons and he can write a fanfic after the fact again.

    so what were these 'unrelated reason's'? not that i'm gonna believe them, coz i prefer enter to you. but we'd all appreciate hearing them anyway.



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  6. Originally posted by NARCassist so what were these 'unrelated reason's'? not that i'm gonna believe them, coz i prefer enter to you. but we'd all appreciate hearing them anyway.



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    I was smoking a lot of marijuana, eating delivery all the time and being lazy, posting on the forum and watching stuff on my TV. It kind of felt like shit, but I just wrote it off as a vacation and decided t get to work. So I TSTMed temporarily to go and sort myself out.

    I smoke even more weed but that's alright, and I fixed everything else.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Captain I don't feel any different, and I feel pretty good these days. So maybe you're just getting softer.

    btw dhers, this is captain falcon, he's literally the most pretentious faggot you're ever likely to meet. oh and did i mention he's a faggot?

    he also claims to be rich and live in florida but really he's just a poor little paki faggot kid that shares a bedroom in a council house in bradford with his and 5 other familes.

    oh and btw, he is a hardcore faggot, like really actually a faggot that loves sucking cocks like a total faggot.



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  8. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by Captain I don't feel any different, and I feel pretty good these days. So maybe you're just getting softer.

    Definitely possible. *sigh*
  9. Originally posted by NARCassist btw dhers, this is captain falcon, he's literally the most pretentious faggot you're ever likely to meet. oh and did i mention he's a faggot?

    he also claims to be rich and live in florida but really he's just a poor little paki faggot kid that shares a bedroom in a council house in bradford with his and 5 other familes.

    oh and btw, he is a hardcore faggot, like really actually a faggot that loves sucking cocks like a total faggot.



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    Btw dhers this is some weirdo from Britain who is just so brutally boring that no one ever replies to his shitty posts unless he quotes someone and tries to insult them. The sad part is that he is awful at that too.

    He's also still actively victim to some ez trolling I did a long time ago, as shown in this post. He is still not privy to some very easily available public knowledge that is available in the community. Can you guess what he believes that isn't true?
  10. Originally posted by Captain brutally boring

    Do u know who u are
  11. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches Do u know who u are

    Apparently you do. Meanwhile I have no idea who you are.
  12. EllariaSand African Astronaut
    yes i know who i are
  13. Originally posted by Captain Apparently you do. Meanwhile I have no idea who you are.

    Why do you keep on gossiping about me then
  14. EllariaSand African Astronaut
  15. Originally posted by Da Leg Itches Why do you keep on gossiping about me then

    You are mentally ill, scrub.
  16. I would agree...along with a few others.
  17. HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGANTUAN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR BELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULINARY EXERCISE, I MEANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VITAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACKSIDE OF A WOMAN WHICH I WOULD STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATTRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY ENORMOUS PHALLUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A STARVED DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SIGHT THAT AWAITED BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN'S" RAISIN-SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT AND PENETRATED HIS ESOPHAGUS, RIPPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPSE FROM MY MONEYMAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LESSON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHOM'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD), WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECAUSE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN jediS, PAINTED A BOEING 767 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERRORIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY LAST DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
  18. Scron please don't spam again. We like you so much better when you post like a human
  19. Originally posted by NARCassist btw dhers, this is captain falcon, he's literally the most pretentious faggot you're ever likely to meet. oh and did i mention he's a faggot?

    he also claims to be rich and live in florida but really he's just a poor little paki faggot kid that shares a bedroom in a council house in bradford with his and 5 other familes.

    oh and btw, he is a hardcore faggot, like really actually a faggot that loves sucking cocks like a total faggot.



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    He's actually rich tho. Conceivably, he could be lying about the extent and those bank screenshots could be photoshopped, but he seems to be able to chill all day while simultaneously having a bunch of nice ass shit and money to spend. Anybody in the kik can confirm it.
  20. infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by gumbo He's actually rich tho. Conceivably, he could be lying about the extent and those bank screenshots could be photoshopped, but he seems to be able to chill all day while simultaneously having a bunch of nice ass shit and money to spend. Anybody in the kik can confirm it.

    any 'nice ass shit' in his pics is material wealth belonging to whomever he happens to be renting his ass/face out to at the time.

    allegedly his asshole is talented with magic powers and his tongue has a supernatural ability.

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