The Retarded Thread: Sploo Needs Attention

1. 2018-05-28 at 10:39 PM UTC

   #141
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   C5
2. 2018-05-28 at 10:41 PM UTC

   #142
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i trashed my dads room looking for money then he called the cops so i hid in an alleyway for 2 hours then went home and started cutting myself for lulz/mental breakdown. why cut yourself if not to post pictures of it? i licked the blood off my hands afterwards
   
   
   
   
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3. 2018-05-28 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #143
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches oh man i spent all day in my house laughing out loud to myself then screaming my ass off and crying on the phone so he went to spend the night at my uncle's and then ransacking my dads room having a panic attack now im in the basement blasting rave music at 1:30am drinking malt liquor. i live in row houses my neighbors must think im a total nut

   
   need more 30 minute videos of nude meth-fueled aerobics
4. 2018-05-28 at 10:42 PM UTC

   #144
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i used to have intrusive thoughts of insects in vaginas

   
   
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5. 2018-05-28 at 11:04 PM UTC

   #145
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism

   Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i trashed my dads room looking for money then he called the cops so i hid in an alleyway for 2 hours then went home and started cutting myself for lulz/mental breakdown. why cut yourself if not to post pictures of it? i licked the blood off my hands afterwards
   
   
   
   

   
   Brah...
6. 2018-05-28 at 11:15 PM UTC

   #146
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RisiR † Brah…

   
   Attention seeking person partakes in attention seeking behaviour, documents it and then posts it to seek attention.
   
   What a suprise.
7. 2018-05-28 at 11:18 PM UTC

   #147
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Looks like ketchup or maybe strawberry jam
8. 2018-05-28 at 11:21 PM UTC

   #148
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Blood with no cuts...sure buddy. Lol.
9. 2018-05-28 at 11:48 PM UTC

   #149
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Codebeta Blood with no cuts…sure buddy. Lol.

   
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10. 2018-05-28 at 11:55 PM UTC

    #150
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Those are superficial marks and scratches...you can even get worse from dry skin.
11. 2018-05-28 at 11:57 PM UTC

    #151
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yeah i didnt chop an artery. i just wanted to play with my blood
12. 2018-05-29 at 12:02 AM UTC

    #152
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    At least you have a hobby...just make sure you wash it before you get necrotising fasciitis a potentially fatal bacterial infection.
13. 2018-05-29 at 12:07 AM UTC

    #153
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
    When was your parents house built sploo?
14. 2018-05-29 at 12:11 AM UTC

    #154
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Obbe When was your parents house built sploo?

    
    i live in ye olde englishe castle
15. 2018-05-29 at 12:25 AM UTC

    #155
    

    Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]

    Originally posted by Da Leg Itches i live in ye olde englishe castle

    
    It looks olde.
16. 2018-05-29 at 1:16 AM UTC

    #156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.
17. 2018-05-29 at 1:28 AM UTC

    #157
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    bundy
18. 2018-05-29 at 1:30 AM UTC

    #158
    

    Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]
    
    Picture of me enjoying takeaway from §m£ÂgØL's restaurant.
19. 2018-05-29 at 1:31 AM UTC

    #159
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by gumbo I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.

    
    faggot
20. 2018-05-29 at 1:52 AM UTC

    #160
    RestStop Space Nigga

    Originally posted by gumbo I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.

    
    I would somehow add "Nigga you can't hang. Nigga you ain't gang" into the mix somehow.
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