2018-05-28 at 10:41 PM UTC
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2018-05-28 at 10:42 PM UTC
Originally posted by Da Leg Itches
i used to have intrusive thoughts of insects in vaginas
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2018-05-28 at 11:18 PM UTC
Looks like ketchup or maybe strawberry jam
2018-05-28 at 11:21 PM UTC
Blood with no cuts...sure buddy. Lol.
2018-05-28 at 11:55 PM UTC
Those are superficial marks and scratches...you can even get worse from dry skin.
2018-05-28 at 11:57 PM UTC
yeah i didnt chop an artery. i just wanted to play with my blood
2018-05-29 at 12:02 AM UTC
At least you have a hobby...just make sure you wash it before you get necrotising fasciitis a potentially fatal bacterial infection.
2018-05-29 at 12:07 AM UTC
Obbe
Alan What?
[annoy my right-angled speediness]
When was your parents house built sploo?
2018-05-29 at 1:16 AM UTC
I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.
2018-05-29 at 1:52 AM UTC
Originally posted by gumbo
I think I might get to fire someone today. I already asked to be the one to do it. This guy's a real bitch ass nigga who refuses to listen to instructions from any of the managers. It's gonna be super rewarding.
I would somehow add "Nigga you can't hang. Nigga you ain't gang" into the mix somehow.
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