My perfect woman arrested

1. 2018-05-28 at 3:41 AM UTC

   #61
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dfg That's the way to do it. I have convinced few bitches in the same way, but I went with how the kid would be raised and how I would be leaving the country anyway.

   
   do you have any idea how much an abortion costs in comparison to the price of a coathanger?
   
   its the same thing as trying to open a locked car-door through a closed window...except a little more blood.
2. 2018-05-28 at 5:27 AM UTC

   #62
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just get on the darknet and get some cytotec
3. 2018-05-28 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #63
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the pat-man everyone thinks a clingy bitch would be fun until they get one. never figured itd happen to my ugly ass but man was she a pain for like 3 years.

   
   Needy sex is good sex?
4. 2018-05-28 at 7:29 PM UTC

   #64
   

   Soyboy African Astronaut [relevantly rival my dehydroretinol]

   Originally posted by BeigeWarlock but do you really want her to drink your blood :/

   
   I dunno. Is she a real jedi?
5. 2018-05-28 at 7:30 PM UTC

   #65
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING I dunno. Is she a real jedi?

   
   From the name, she sounds French American. I mean the entire name sounds frenchy.
   
   I believe they do have French jedis. Sephardic though.. so you should be OK.
6. 2018-05-28 at 7:31 PM UTC

   #66
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Soyburger I dunno. Is she a real jedi?

   
   sounds like youre in the market for your own kike...
7. 2018-05-28 at 7:34 PM UTC

   #67
   

   RisiR † 29 Autism
   She isn't. You're only a real jedi if your mother was jedi. It's her dad, though.
   
   You can go for it.
8. 2018-05-28 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #68
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

   Originally posted by RisiR † She isn't. You're only a real jedi if your mother was jedi. It's her dad, though.
   
   You can go for it.

   
   This is true unless you're a convert. but you're not Hebrew.
9. 2018-05-28 at 7:48 PM UTC

   #69
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING For instance instead of doing laundry by walking to river and beating clothes against rocks,

   
   i thot that only happens in 3rd world countries.
   
   has beating clothes against rocks been empirically proven to clean it ????
10. 2018-05-28 at 7:49 PM UTC

    #70
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut

    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING You must love someone a lot to send them 65k texts. I think that is romantic.

    Recapped moment...
    made me laugh!
11. 2018-06-01 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #71
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Daily I was crying like a little bitch when she told me
    …
    rent a cheap place somewhere on the outskirts of the city. I won't be a deadbeat dad, it's not about us anymore
    …
    She literally got an abortion the next day.

    
    LMAO she sounds like a complete cunt TBH.