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  1. #41
    Originally posted by Semiazas Y'all are sad. How dare some have ambitios outside of house work.

    They are more than welcome to have coffee mornings with the other housewives...if they ask first of course.
  2. #42
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Semiazas Y'all are sad. How dare some have ambitios outside of house work.

    Well feminism was about choice right? So some choose to stay home. Thats a choice too even tho the feminists might not like that choice.
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  3. #43
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well feminism was about choice right? So some choose to stay home. Thats a choice too even tho the feminists might not like that choice.

    No it was about angry fat lesbian types who couldn't get a husband to look after them so they got upperty.
  4. #44
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No it was about angry fat lesbian types who couldn't get a husband to look after them so they got upperty.

    Like my post jiggaboo. 😘
  5. #45
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Like my post jiggaboo. 😘

    Yes mistress, right away mistress
  6. #46
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Yes mistress, right away mistress

    You see peeps? This is how a sub/dom relationship works!
  7. #47
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You see peeps? This is how a sub/dom relationship works!

    if the sub is able to manipulate its mouth or fingers for any purpose other than working a dick...youre doing it wrong.
  8. #48
    Originally posted by tee hee hee You see peeps? This is how a sub/dom relationship works!


    She's the dumb one though...
  9. #49
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    😾😾😾
  10. #50
    Semiazas Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by tee hee hee Well feminism was about choice right? So some choose to stay home. Thats a choice too even tho the feminists might not like that choice.

    I believe you're the ones dictating what women can do. I never shamed housewives.
  11. #51
    Pause the the video at 50.

    From left to right on the bench

    Theft (workplace), crack, soliciting & posession (meth), soliciting

    Leaning on wall

    Battery
  12. #52
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Never put your dick in crazy.
  13. #53
    tee hee hee Naturally Camouflaged [slangily complete this slumberer]
    Originally posted by Semiazas I believe you're the ones dictating what women can do. I never shamed housewives.

    How so?
  14. #54
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dfg Never put your dick in crazy.

    crazy is the best place for a dick...

    what you shouldnt do is give crazy any way of finding out where you live or work...
  15. #55
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by infinityshock crazy is the best place for a dick…

    what you shouldnt do is give crazy any way of finding out where you live or work…

    I fucked some wild bitches but they didn't come near this one, so no. I would rather keep my sanity and life.
  16. #56
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Dfg I fucked some wild bitches but they didn't come near this one, so no. I would rather keep my sanity and life.

    thats why you dont let them find out your contact information
  17. #57
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    I once (okay maybe 50 times) stuck my dick in crazy when I was 19 and she got pregnant

    I was crying like a little bitch when she told me but I told her these were tears of happiness

    I used high level reverse psychomonology by saying things like "I just want you to know that in spite of us having a dysfunctional relationship and no financial security, I am willing to sacrifice our ambitions together to make this work. I can get a job at a call centre and save up money while we rent a cheap place somewhere on the outskirts of the city. I won't be a deadbeat dad, it's not about us anymore."

    She literally got an abortion the next day. I went with her to the clinic, and while we were in the waiting room waiting for her dose of mifepristone and misoprostrol, I swear to god Shania Twain's "Mang I feel like a woman" was playing on full blast. True story
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  18. #58
    I shouldn’t laugh but I did.
  19. #59
    Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]
    Originally posted by Daily I once (okay maybe 50 times) stuck my dick in crazy when I was 19 and she got pregnant

    I was crying like a little bitch when she told me but I told her these were tears of happiness

    I used high level reverse psychomonology by saying things like "I just want you to know that in spite of us having a dysfunctional relationship and no financial security, I am willing to sacrifice our ambitions together to make this work. I can get a job at a call centre and save up money while we rent a cheap place somewhere on the outskirts of the city. I won't be a deadbeat dad, it's not about us anymore."

    She literally got an abortion the next day. I went with her to the clinic, and while we were in the waiting room waiting for her dose of mifepristone and misoprostrol, I swear to god Shania Twain's "Mang I feel like a woman" was playing on full blast. True story

    That's the way to do it. I have convinced few bitches in the same way, but I went with how the kid would be raised and how I would be leaving the country anyway.
  20. #60
    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING You must love someone a lot to send them 65k texts. I think that is romantic.



    She would fit in around here.



    She's cute as well.

    Sometimes life seems so unfair. Will I ever meet a girl like this?

    Those fucking negative energy Faux News Mother Fuckers. She is cute.

    but do you really want her to drink your blood :/
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