2018-05-14 at 5:26 PM UTC
tee hee hee
Naturally Camouflaged
[slangily complete this slumberer]
Originally posted by Semiazas
Y'all are sad. How dare some have ambitios outside of house work.
Well feminism was about choice right? So some choose to stay home. Thats a choice too even tho the feminists might not like that choice.
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2018-05-21 at 5:19 PM UTC
Pause the the video at 50.
From left to right on the bench
Theft (workplace), crack, soliciting & posession (meth), soliciting
Leaning on wall
Battery
2018-05-21 at 5:33 PM UTC
Dfg
Tuskegee Airman
[compulsively riposte the emigrant]
Never put your dick in crazy.
2018-05-21 at 11:55 PM UTC
Daily
an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
I once (okay maybe 50 times) stuck my dick in crazy when I was 19 and she got pregnant
I was crying like a little bitch when she told me but I told her these were tears of happiness
I used high level reverse psychomonology by saying things like "I just want you to know that in spite of us having a dysfunctional relationship and no financial security, I am willing to sacrifice our ambitions together to make this work. I can get a job at a call centre and save up money while we rent a cheap place somewhere on the outskirts of the city. I won't be a deadbeat dad, it's not about us anymore."
She literally got an abortion the next day. I went with her to the clinic, and while we were in the waiting room waiting for her dose of mifepristone and misoprostrol, I swear to god Shania Twain's "Mang I feel like a woman" was playing on full blast. True story
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2018-05-22 at 12:11 AM UTC
I shouldn’t laugh but I did.