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  1. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Ideally build a shack out in the woods and do your thing. You could experiment with various drugs on them etc. Pick up where Mengele left off.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Lol have you just been thinking about this for the last hour
  3. the pat-man Tuskegee Airman [overshadow that snuff-brown nestling]
    its a very californian pastime
  4. One plum has 7g of sugar
  5. Count_blah Yung Blood
    I'm just sayin it would give him something to do. He could have a real life SIMS
  6. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Couldn't you imagine sitting down to watch dateline in 10-15 years and the show's about Malice and his group of followers and him having impregnated like 200 women
  7. WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Juicebox I'm ~98% vegetarian now. Every couple weeks I might get a sub or a calzone but that's it. I always tell people just to try it for a month, and most of them stay on it afterwards.

    It's great because you can eat all you want without ever having to count calories or any other bullshit nutrition fact

    Canned tropical fruit salad is like 60% of my diet

    Also how the hell can you not try grapes for decades? Grapes are delicious.

    Lol i bet that canned fruit salad is sitting in simple syrup.
  8. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Also cleaned my glasses with some Dawn dish soap and I can fuckin see again!
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  9. Count_blah Yung Blood
    I haven't ate meat since I was like 2 or 3. I weigh over 250lbs wut gives
  10. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    I've always wondered how my vegetarianism would be different if I started later. I was 16 when I made the transition to a meatless diet, so I never really got to see the side-effects you niggas have described here.
  11. Originally posted by Juicebox Yes, but despite what media and industry would have you believe, there is nothing wrong with sugar. The danger is in how easy it is to consume massive quantities of it.

    For example a 20 oz coke has 65 Grams of sugar. That's five tablespoons of sugar in a 20oz drink. If you drink two or three of those, then eat rich desserts or candy on top of it, it's going to cause problems, and it won't even seem like you ate anything. But you've consumed almost a full cup of sugar, and that's before you eat all the other stuff because you're still hungry

    50 years ago the sugar industry paid off doctors to point the blame at fats. While fruit is way better than the things you listed eating a ton of fruit after noon really isn’t good for you.
  12. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Count_blah Ideally build a shack out in the woods and do your thing. You could experiment with various drugs on them etc. Pick up where Mengele left off.

    I don't like being alive and I don't like being human. Why should that be seen as such a negative thing? I ascribe a negative value to life, therefore it permanently coming to an end is the greatest thing there is.

    Deny your biological programming, see through the illusions, and move beyond life.
  13. Originally posted by WE SMOOTH Lol i bet that canned fruit salad is sitting in simple syrup.

    Nah, I make sure to get the kind with just fruit juice
  14. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Malice I don't like being alive and I don't like being human. Why should that be seen as such a negative thing? I ascribe a negative value to life, therefore it permanently coming to an end is the greatest thing there is.

    Deny your biological programming, see through the illusions, and move beyond life.

    I'd like to put that on a t shirt and have a dude in a gimp suit and ball gag on it.
  15. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    A.utism is just this perpetual state of being profoundly locked in withdrawn, unable to connect with anyone, severe difficulty even communicating. It’s not a shell you can necessarily break out of because it’s neurological, not psychological.

    This isn’t a life worth living. It’s akin to permanently feeling like you’re in solitary confinement regardless of who you’re around, how many people you’re around, where you are.

    Maybe I should try MDMA. I would need something to counteract the effect on norepinephrine, though. I did notice some interesting pro-social effects. The depression afterwards was pretty severe, but this could potentiality be mitigated.

    It’s extremely risky, though. It could psychologically destroy me, experiencing that for the first time, with the way I perceive reality, human life in particular. Having a profoundly positive experience, learning what I’ve been missing out on this entire time, then being thrust right back into this hell, could rapidly push me over the edge.

    Oh, fuck this, why not just go straight to eternal peace.
  16. cash me outside how about that
  17. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Malice A.utism is just this perpetual state of being profoundly locked in withdrawn, unable to connect with anyone, severe difficulty even communicating. It’s not a shell you can necessarily break out of because it’s neurological, not psychological.

    This isn’t a life worth living. It’s akin to permanently feeling like you’re in solitary confinement regardless of who you’re around, how many people you’re around, where you are.

    Maybe I should try MDMA. I would need something to counteract the effect on norepinephrine, though. I did notice some interesting pro-social effects. The depression afterwards was pretty severe, but this could potentiality be mitigated.

    It’s extremely risky, though. It could psychologically destroy me, experiencing that for the first time, with the way I perceive reality, human life in particular. Having a profoundly positive experience, learning what I’ve been missing out on this entire time, then being thrust right back into this hell, could rapidly push me over the edge.

    Oh, fuck this, why not just go straight to eternal peace.

    IF you can still find methylone (bkmdma) I suggest hitting up 5-800mg
  18. Count_blah Yung Blood
    Alternatively go hang out at chuck e cheese and slip some dick to a single mom
  19. Count_blah Yung Blood
    the answer to most of life's problems is pussy, it's also the cause
  20. Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    "What's something you wish you were that you aren't right now?"

    "Happy."

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