The Retardest Thread: Fashionably Late Edition.

1. 2018-04-17 at 9:44 AM UTC

   #6381
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Is there an easy way to rent games anymore now that Blockbuster is gone? I mean there are one or two online options, but that takes time for shipping and is nowhere near as convenient, mainly for that reason. It's just not the same. Most of my childhood, we rented games all the fucking time. Probably because my parents were poorer than I realized, buy I really rented probably many any times more games than I bought. Meaning my parents did. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have experienced even a fraction of the games I played.

   
   yeah that was fun. and meh games were just better then. ive never played a fun video game since the early 2000s.
2. 2018-04-17 at 9:48 AM UTC

   #6382
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Your entire life is making people on this site cringe at you. I'd be genuinely surprised if you left your house at all to socialize even once this month.

   
   wow you mad lil sister? gonna make 15 more double posts?
   
3. 2018-04-17 at 9:54 AM UTC

   #6383
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enter sounds interesting, i should learn how to play before going to vegas in july
   
   holy fuck im so depressed, these hemorrhoids are ruined everything for me

   
   You definitely don't need nearly that long to learn. I mean, go to a game that's friendly to newcomers (most any free game), and you'll have picked it up by the end of the night. Or try out a few games on PokerStars or something similar if you don't want to be that annoying new guy at the table. Having at least the very basics will be enough to keep you from annoying everyone, and at least at my league, everyone is generally friendly and helpful to people that are still pretty new and need some shit pointed out here and there
4. 2018-04-17 at 9:56 AM UTC

   #6384
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
   Most annoying thing about newbies is they don't seem to realize that you can fucking check. Don't need to bet every damn time.
5. 2018-04-17 at 10:11 AM UTC

   #6385
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   tell us a story about how u went outside but it was raining so u reactced tactically and had to go get a umbrella
6. 2018-04-17 at 10:12 AM UTC

   #6386
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor tell us a story about how u went outside but it was raining so u reactced tactically and had to go get a umbrella

   
   that was a 2 part episode
7. 2018-04-17 at 10:14 AM UTC

   #6387
   

   LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

   Originally posted by Enter that was a 2 part episode

   
   If you're going to encourage him, at least encourage him to be funny.
8. 2018-04-17 at 10:15 AM UTC

   #6388
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter i bought it thinking it'd be dark and edgy like the trailers said it'd be, or like the coon trilogy with Cthulhu. but it's the fucking same as stick of truth. i turned it off after about an hour of playing. really disappointed with it.
   
   I'm currently playing far cry 5, it's fun.

   
   So it'd be worth getting if I haven't played the first one?
   
   I'm currently playing far cry 4 and final fantasy type-0
   
   I'm glad I never had playstations before, now they have all these "trilogies" of HD remakes of games I never got to play like assassin's creed, devil may cry, uncharted, etc for ~$30.
   
   Gonna be sweet if I ever find time to actually play them. I've been playing the same two games I haven't beat yet for months
9. 2018-04-17 at 10:16 AM UTC

   #6389
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Juicebox So it'd be worth getting if I haven't played the first one?
   
   I'm currently playing far cry 4 and final fantasy type-0
   
   I'm glad I never had playstations before, now they have all these "trilogies" of HD remakes of games I never got to play like assassin's creed, devil may cry, uncharted, etc
   
   Gonna be sweet if I ever find time to actually play them. I've been playing the same two games I haven't beat yet for months

   
   yeh if u havent played the 1st one it'd be good
   
   yeah i bought the fuckin crash bandicoot trilogy it was fun.
   
   i cant wait for spyro.
10. 2018-04-17 at 10:22 AM UTC

    #6390
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Oh how original, a PM from A College Professor calling me a faggot. Totally unpredictable and something he hasn't done twenty times before. Mind blown.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-04-17 at 10:23 AM UTC

    #6391
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    got you again dumbfuck
    
12. 2018-04-17 at 10:25 AM UTC

    #6392
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Sure did. If only I could grow a goatee like a middle schooler and learn the intricate art of typing the word faggot into a subject line, I'd be just like you.
13. 2018-04-17 at 10:28 AM UTC

    #6393
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    do a lot of middle school students have goatees, faggot?
14. 2018-04-17 at 10:28 AM UTC

    #6394
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    yay my keyboard is bilingual now
    
    
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    • Soyboy
15. 2018-04-17 at 10:33 AM UTC

    #6395
    SpatianHaigency Tuskegee Airman
    I picked up the HD remaster of Okami and also Prey. Havent had time to play them though. Maybe today.
16. 2018-04-17 at 10:36 AM UTC

    #6396
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by SpatianHaigency I picked up the HD remaster of Okami and also Prey. Havent had time to play them though. Maybe today.

    
    Okami is so good.
17. 2018-04-17 at 11:18 AM UTC

    #6397
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter WOW!
    
    Get a load of that sweet gradient in the background!

    
    In all seriousness that is a pretty nice color
18. 2018-04-17 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #6398
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Did nobody notice Malice just said he was gonna kill himself?
19. 2018-04-17 at 11:26 AM UTC

    #6399
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice Sploo, you’ll be happy to know that you may finally be getting your wish. I’ve decided to catch the bus.

    
    Hope he’s ok
20. 2018-04-17 at 11:27 AM UTC

    #6400
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    :/