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  1. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    You know you're a cool bartender when you're giving someone something for free and they basically beg you to let them pay you. I mean, thinking back, I could've just taken it for free and given her $5-$6 entirely as a tip, but whatever.
  2. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery First, I accidentally asked the bartender for a pint instead of a pitcher. Then the keg busted while she was pouring the pitcher, so the half pitcher she poured was no charge. So I just stared at her and asked uhhhh so you're charging me for..? And she said when the keg busts, she's not supposed to charge for the partial pitcher. I felt bad and she's a good bartender and cool chick, so I stared more and then pointed at the pint and said, okay well there's the pint. She was like, alright FINE, it's about tree fiddy (really, it was and she said that), so I nodded and handed her 6 bucks. I ain't about to NOT pay for 3/4 of a pitcher, plus she's my favorite bartender and a badass shittalking bitch, so I gave her 6 bucks. She was just like, "Oh my God (with an "are you serious, come on" kind of tone".. Thanks!" Lol. I mean, the pitcher is 10 bucks, plus it's my fault I said pint instead of pitcher.. even though if I had said pitcher, it still would've been barely short. But I had pregamed, and that's all I was drinking tonight, so I wasn't about to pay her nothing. She's cool as shit and had babysat me and made sure I got a ride and place to crash when I waaaay overdrank before a month or two back. So I got a pitcher for $6 instead of $12-$13 (after tip) and still got to show my appreciation.

    i would've taken it for free, and said, "thanks you ugly cunt"
  3. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter i would've taken it for free, and said, "thanks you ugly cunt"

    Really, I feel bad that I didn't just take both the pint and pitcher for free and give her the cash all as a tip. I was already drunk, though, and didn't think of it quick enough, stupid as that is to admit. But still, $2.50 tip on $3.50 tab is not bad.
  4. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Really, I feel bad that I didn't just take both the pint and pitcher for free and give her the cash all as a tip. I was already drunk, though, and didn't think of it quick enough, stupid as that is to admit. But still, $2.50 tip on $3.50 tab is not bad.

    do you just go to bars by yourself and sit up at the front an have the bargirls talk to u?

    i should do that
  5. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter do you just go to bars by yourself and sit up at the front an have the bargirls talk to u?

    i should do that

    No, I go out when it's poker night. The game is free, but you can win $40, up to $100 on Tuesday, if you win the whole tournament, or a $20 bar tab for second place. I mostly just go to socialize and have fun, since I know most of the people in this league.
  6. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery No, I go out when it's poker night. The game is free, but you can win $40, up to $100 on Tuesday, if you win the whole tournament, or a $20 bar tab for second place. I mostly just go to socialize and have fun, since I know most of the people in this league.

    oh, i dont know how to play poker or anything, really. damn it.
  7. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery First, I accidentally asked the bartender for a pint instead of a pitcher. Then the keg busted while she was pouring the pitcher, so the half pitcher she poured was no charge. So I just stared at her and asked uhhhh so you're charging me for..? And she said when the keg busts, she's not supposed to charge for the partial pitcher. I felt bad and she's a good bartender and cool chick, so I stared more and then pointed at the pint and said, okay well there's the pint. She was like, alright FINE, it's about tree fiddy (really, it was and she said that), so I nodded and handed her 6 bucks. I ain't about to NOT pay for 3/4 of a pitcher, plus she's my favorite bartender and a badass shittalking bitch, so I gave her 6 bucks. She was just like, "Oh my God (with an "are you serious, come on" kind of tone).. Thanks!" Lol. I mean, the pitcher is 10 bucks, plus it's my fault I said pint instead of pitcher.. even though if I had said pitcher, it still would've been barely short. But I had pregamed, and that's all I was drinking tonight, so I wasn't about to pay her nothing. She's cool as shit and had babysat me and made sure I got a ride and place to crash when I waaaay overdrank before a month or two back. So I got a pitcher for $6 instead of $12-$13 (after tip) and still got to show my appreciation.

    30yr old motherpuncher tells boring story most ppl experience and forget by age 18
  8. yeah gotta admit LSD, it was a pretty boring story. you still drunk?
  9. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter yeah gotta admit LSD, it was a pretty boring story. you still drunk?

    First of all, yes. Second of all, if it's boring, aspie termeneter crying Indian can fuck off from TRT where literally no one likes him, or not respond. Thirdly, it's literally the only conversation going on in this thread or the entire site at all at the moment and generated multiple back-and-forth posts of conversation on an otherwise dead board. So suck a dick.
  10. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter oh, i dont know how to play poker or anything, really. damn it.

    You should learn Texas Hold 'Em. It's pretty easy, the most common card game, and there are poker games all over the fucking place which are a good way to socialize and meet people, or if you get into cash games, a good way of making money. I know a few people who go around and play multiple cash games for a living, literally, and they make decent money.
  11. Originally posted by LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery First of all, yes. Second of all, if it's boring, aspie termeneter crying Indian can fuck off from TRT where literally no one likes him, or not respond. Thirdly, it's literally the only conversation going on in this thread or the entire site at all at the moment and generated multiple back-and-forth posts of conversation on an otherwise dead board. So suck a dick.

  12. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    I mean it's super fucking easy to learn, dude. And if you just play free games, there's no financial risk but plenty to gain in the way of money and good times.
  13. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    There are cash games going on in my city and the neighboring few all the time. Multiple a night every night. I just stick to free games, and even there, there are still at least a few different leagues I know of that have games most nights a week.
  14. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by A College Professor 30yr old motherpuncher tells boring story most ppl experience and forget by age 18

    Your entire life is making people on this site cringe at you. I'd be genuinely surprised if you left your house at all to socialize even once this month.
  15. sounds interesting, i should learn how to play before going to vegas in july

    holy fuck im so depressed, these hemorrhoids are ruined everything for me
  16. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    You should find hobbies that don't involve fingering your buttwhole
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. Has anybody played that "the fractured but whole" game?

    Is it worth picking up?
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Not yet. I played the first one and that was pretty good though
  19. i bought it thinking it'd be dark and edgy like the trailers said it'd be, or like the coon trilogy with Cthulhu. but it's the fucking same as stick of truth. i turned it off after about an hour of playing. really disappointed with it.

    I'm currently playing far cry 5, it's fun.
  20. LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]
    Originally posted by Enter i bought it thinking it'd be dark and edgy like the trailers said it'd be, or like the coon trilogy with Cthulhu. but it's the fucking same as stick of truth. i turned it off after about an hour of playing. really disappointed with it.

    I'm currently playing far cry 5, it's fun.

    Is there an easy way to rent games anymore now that Blockbuster is gone? I mean there are one or two online options, but that takes time for shipping and is nowhere near as convenient, mainly for that reason. It's just not the same. Most of my childhood, we rented games all the fucking time. Probably because my parents were poorer than I realized, but I really rented probably many many times more games than I bought. Meaning my parents did. If it weren't for that, I wouldn't have experienced even a fraction of the games I played.

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