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  1. Originally posted by gumbo I thought that her house was absolute shit but that she was very, very nice. She gave me a hug, we smoked some weed, then talked a bit before we all went to sleep. Hydro basically shared everything with me, right from the go. Let me pick out stuff at the grocery store. Told me if I wanted to smoke her weed to just go right ahead. She's good at making a person feel at home. I did not imagine in my wildest dreams she would have ever been capable of all the crazy shit she would later come to do. Total obese angel.

    Very specific and fond recalling of memories for someone you're no longer in love with.
  2. Originally posted by -mal- Where are you most likely to be with your friends? A bar, a hookah bar, a wine bar, an ice cream parlor, on on someone’s couch smoking a doobie?

    Depends on the friends. Sometimes a bar. Sometimes on the doobie couch. Sometimes at a bond fire.
  3. Originally posted by gumbo bond fire.

    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. Originally posted by Enter Very specific and fond recalling of memories for someone you're no longer in love with.

    You asked what my first impressions were. That's what I gave you. Did you expect me to say "Oh yeah, I knew she was a cunt from the moment I saw her!" I'm sure hydro has good things to say about her first impression of me as well. I don't know what kind of relationship you've been in where you think the woman is a cunt from the start but...

    oh, wait. HA!
  5. he's been calling it a "bond fire" this entire time, because subconsciously that's what he wants. he just wants to bond with people. he just wants to be loved. he just wants to be loved...

  6. Originally posted by gumbo You asked what my first impressions were. That's what I gave you. Did you expect me to say "Oh yeah, I knew she was a cunt from the moment I saw her!" I'm sure hydro has good things to say about her first impression of me as well. I don't know what kind of relationship you've been in where you think the woman is a cunt from the start but…

    oh, wait. HA!

    ask me about the first impressions of the chick i met up with after talking to her for 3 years online
  7. Originally posted by Enter

    Is this your way of showing but hurt?
  8. Originally posted by gumbo Is this your way of showing but hurt?

    it's called a bonfire you fucking moron.
  9. Originally posted by Enter ask me about the first impressions of the chick i met up with after talking to her for 3 years online

    pass
  10. Originally posted by Enter it's called a bonfire you fucking moron.

    Have you ever heard of autocorrect?
  11. Originally posted by gumbo pass

    no, ask me. i'll tell you how a real person who's no longer in love with that girl answers the question.
  12. Originally posted by gumbo Have you ever heard of autocorrect?

    You had a chance to lie about it being autocorrect in your first response when you accused me of being butthurt. You literally thought the word was "bond fire". Lmao!
  13. Yeah I did, but I decided not to.

    Originally posted by Enter no, ask me. i'll tell you how a real person who's no longer in love with that girl answers the question.

    You never had a first impression. She never showed up. I feel bad for you. It must have hurt a lot to have perpetuated your hate for women this long.
  14. Originally posted by gumbo Yeah I did, but I decided not to.



    You never had a first impression. She never showed up. I feel bad for you. It must have hurt a lot to have perpetuated your hate for women this long.

    what

    lmao where did you get that from.

    this is the girl who blocked me right after meeting me irl. why would i lie about that, when the lie that she never showed up is way less humiliating.

    you really are an embarrassing, round-headed, liberal, stupid fuck.
  15. So I was off. You're right. Her blocking you afterwards is way worse. You must be very hurt.
  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    §m£ÂgØL thinks its called a BONDFIRE everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  17. Originally posted by gumbo So I was off. You're right. Her blocking you afterwards is way worse. You must be very hurt.

    but why did you lie about her not showing up

    what was the thought process behind that
  18. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by Enter but why did you lie about her not showing up

    what was the thought process behind that

    I didn't lie. I just didn't remember. Can't be expected to remember every meticulous detail. I knew you got ditched by a girl you talked to online for a while and that was about it. It happens. You do it all the time too.
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